i dont know about viagra but i know the rubber chicken saved my life and i swear to it. i owe my life to my trusted science.
i couldnt find my beloved horse paste, betadine, oleander, landfill dirt, dick pills, colloidal silver, bleach, hydroxychloriquine, or borax. so i grabbed the closest thing to me that was sitting under the sink underneath the medicine cabinet, which happened to be a rubber chicken. i turned that sumbitch sideways and i stuck it straight up my candy ass.
i'll have you guys know that a few days after my chicken therapy, the coughing subsided, the headaches were gone, and i started to feel a whole lot better and eventually my body fought the virus off. there is no way i would have naturally been able to recover from the virus on my own without the help of Mr. Chicken. when i turn on CNN i learned this shit is practically a death sentence.
maybe next time i'll try injecting some bleach and weed killer to fend off the virus. that way if i dont manage to recover from the hoax, ill know for sure that it was that rubber chicken that i owe my life to. to hell with Dr. Fauci and Tucker Carlson and the rest of the lamestream media and the deep state tyrannical government. I gotta do my own research and follow the science here.