News Golbins are attacking Zimbabwe

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As if 2024 couldn't get any crazier. Now we have Goblins attacking Zimbabwe!

https://dailycaller.com/2024/06/06/gwambe-police-abandon-station-goblins-zimbabwe/

Officers stationed at a police station in southwestern Zimbabwe reportedly abandoned it, citing nocturnal harassment by goblins.

The male officers at the Gwambe police station in Bulilima — a district in Matabeleland South Province — claimed that female goblins terrorized them at night, Mabed Ngulani, a local councilor, said, according to CITE Zimbabwe.

“We built a police station for the officers, and initially, they patrolled in pairs,” Ngulani told the outlet. “However, they haven’t been able to stay for extended periods.”

“They described being harassed – bodies being violated, doors opening on their own, and things climbing on the roof – making it impossible to sleep,” Ngulani reportedly added.
Police officers from the nearby town of Plumtree withdrew the officers from the Gwambe station after a meeting with the officers and village heads so as not to “endanger them further,” Ngulani told the outlet.



 
Did it say if the offenders are using spices during or afterswards?
 
Whoa I went down a deep rabbit hole. Apparently Goblins in that area has been a thing since 2010s. They didn't really call them goblins at first. It's like dwarfs that are about the height of baboons.
 
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