Going to Chicago tomorrow

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Where's the best pizza? My friend keeps telling me Gino's East will change my life.

Where best not to get shot?
 
Watch out for gentrification and whitey. They'll steal your money (in exchange for consumer items) faster than you can imagine.
 
I just got back from Chicago. I had fine meals at Prosecco and Kinzie Chop House. I prefer Lou Malnati's to Gino's East, but they're very different, ones got like a cornmeal crust, the other a very butter thick dough crust. They're impossibly heavy though, either way, so bring friends.
 
check out a cub's game

hit the institute of art

ht up ghiradili's (sp?) the espresso dark chocolate sundae is my fav

eat lots of ribs!!!!!!

avoid deep dish pizza- shit is awful. that butter crust is like a bad pie or something
 
I've only been to Lou Malnati's but it was really good. Plan on either shitting immediately after, or not shitting for 4 days.
 
Like 70 people got shot in a weekend. Not saying you'll get shot definitely, but you'll probably get shot. Simple math.
 
check out a cub's game

hit the institute of art

ht up ghiradili's (sp?) the espresso dark chocolate sundae is my fav

eat lots of ribs!!!!!!

avoid deep dish pizza- shit is awful. that butter crust is like a bad pie or something
Cubs aren't in town. Missed them playing the dodgers by a week.

Gonna eat lots of food and ribs are on the menu.
 
Like 70 people got shot in a weekend. Not saying you'll get shot definitely, but you'll probably get shot. Simple math.
Maybe I'll be the one shooting people. Murica.
 
Maybe I'll be the one shooting people. Murica.
Ha, touché.

70 people is a lot. Either they lined up Civil War style and shot across the street at each other or shots were ringing out all weekend in different places. Either way, I'm not fucking going.
 
Knew a buddy that went to Chicago too. He never came back. He was shot.
 
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Even in the parts of Chicago that are supposed to be "safe" you run a risk of being a victim now.

You better have eyes behind your head and street smarts, homie.
 
Lou Malnati's will make a fine last meal.
 
Where's the best pizza? My friend keeps telling me Gino's East will change my life.

Where best not to get shot?
Are you staying downtown? I'd recommend Pizzaria Due on Ontario and Wabash.... or Gino's is good too. There's one not too far away from there on Superior.

Just stay out of the West and South Sides of the city and you'll be fine. Don't listen to these people that claim the whole city is overrun with gun fire. Most of the people who get shot are gang bangers and they all occur in the same few neighborhoods.
 
Are you staying downtown? I'd recommend Pizzaria Due on Ontario and Wabash.... or Gino's is good too. There's one not too far away from there on Superior.

Just stay out of the West and South Sides of the city and you'll be fine. Don't listen to these people that claim the whole city is overrun with gun fire. Most of the people who get shot are gang bangers and they all occur in the same few neighborhoods.

Yeah, exactly; englewood and Austin.

As for pizza, Lou malnatis on state street, between Roosevelt and Harrison is damn good.
 
Yeah, exactly; englewood and Austin.
I'd throw Auburn-Gresham in there for sure. Those are the three worst. Back of the Yards, Chatham and North Lawndale aren't great either.
 
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