Going to Burger King tonight **again**

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This is an unexpected surprise for me - got the house to myself as the wife is going out with a friend and someone handed me a local hockey game voucher that grants the holder a free whopper ... when you get fries and a pop

So I'll get a whopper

Love onions

Gotta tell them NO MAYONNAISE - they go insane with the mayo, I don't understand mayo on a hamburger to begin with but they SLATHER it on so hard like I'm trying to shove the burger up my butt or something, the hamburger buns are soaked with mayo dripping all over, everything falls apart - why do they do this? Who doesn't have enough natural saliva natural lubricant to eat a fuckin burger? They give you a gallon of soda but you still need to have a whole mayo container's worth of mayo to consume the fukcin burger ffs

Nope, no mayo for me

OHHHH they have 10 nuggets for $1.99 - may pick them up too

Everything is coming up Clippy

Oh man I hope they have those king hats

What do you like at BK?

I personally don't care for it that much
 
Their nuggets are pretty good and cheap.

I agree about them putting too much mayo/ketchup/mustard but god damn sometimes a whopper hits the spot.
 
Get yourself a Hershey's pie or two.
 
Seriously though, Burger King is insane. There's only one reason to a lubricate a hamburger THAT much. @Medulla Omoplata knows what I'm talkin about
 
Only reason to go to Burger King is for breakfast.
 
Clippy said:
Seriously though, Burger King is insane. There's only one reason to a lubricate a hamburger THAT much. @Medulla Omoplata knows what I'm talkin about
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I have that problem at my local Subway.

If the Chinese dude who owns and operates the place is there, I gotta walk out. Any sauce, dressing, or other condiment is thick as the meat.
 
Good stuff. Keep us posted. I want all the details, how long the lineup is, how quick the service. Cleanliness of the tables and restrooms.
 
BisexualMMA said:
Good stuff. Keep us posted. I want all the details, how long the lineup is, how quick the service. Cleanliness of the tables and restrooms.
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By the time I finish the meal I'm going to hate my life and pass out in my reclining chair and have to wake up even earlier due to gaylights savings time :(

Fucking farmers
 
Clippy said:
This is an unexpected surprise for me - got the house to myself as the wife is going out with a friend and someone handed me a local hockey game voucher that grants the holder a free whopper ... when you get fries and a pop

So I'll get a whopper

Love onions

Gotta tell them NO MAYONNAISE - they go insane with the mayo, I don't understand mayo on a hamburger to begin with but they SLATHER it on so hard like I'm trying to shove the burger up my butt or something, the hamburger buns are soaked with mayo dripping all over, everything falls apart - why do they do this? Who doesn't have enough natural saliva natural lubricant to eat a fuckin burger? They give you a gallon of soda but you still need to have a whole mayo container's worth of mayo to consume the fukcin burger ffs

Nope, no mayo for me

OHHHH they have 10 nuggets for $1.99 - may pick them up too

Everything is coming up Clippy

Oh man I hope they have those king hats

What do you like at BK?

I personally don't care for it that much
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Why does it take them twice as long not to put something on? Check the burger before you leave. Seems like they screw up every time I order something. I like their chicken sandwhich but the nuggets for $1.99 are too good to pass up.

Get a couple of pieces of Hershey pie. You can put them in the freezer for later. Your wife might be hungry when she comes home from her sex session.
 
They DO go overboard with the Mayo. I always have to scrape most of it off. Love the flame broiled flavor though.
 
ObsoleteSoul said:
Clippy on sherdog later tonight...
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That's only if you get the mayo!
 
you would be a real one if you got the crown and wore it everywhere today so people know whats up
 
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Oh no I saw this guy before

He's way out there

He makes me mad cause I have to fast forward cause he rambles on forever - GET TO THE FOOD REVIEW YOU ASSHOLE I GOT THINGS TO DO!!!
 
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