Goat Born With A Human Face Sends Village Into Meltdown

[John Wang]

his goat born with the face of a human baby has provoked a bidding war as people desperately tried to buy it from the farmer it belonged to.

The newborn sadly did not live for long after its birth but it didn’t stop some from wanting to buy the carcass of the so-called fawn - the mythical fusion of goat and animal.

Farmer Ibrahim Basir refused all cash offers after the goat was born on his property in Felda, Malaysia, instead choosing to hand it over to the Veterinary Services Department so it could be studied.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/goat-born-...092131211.html

 

[El Chimpo]

genetic abnormality... nothing more

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Joe Kidd?

 

[John Wang]

@Jesus Freak, why would God do this? He's a fucker

 

[Jesus Freak]

@Jesus Freak, why would God do this? He's a fucker

You can tell Him that yourself when you meet him.

 

[drstrangelov]

That's more like an ewok than a human, nothing to see here

 

[John Wang]

You can tell Him that yourself when you meet him.

If I meet him I will probably be too afraid to say something like that. No thanks, jeff

 

[Jesus Freak]

If I meet him I will probably be too afraid to say something like that. No thanks, jeff

Pussy.

 

[John Wang]

Pussy.

Don't say that. Jesus wouldn't like you using that word.

Remember, the good book says "Thou shalt not use curse words in person or on the internet via typing"

 

[10000 Days]

At a Conference on Paranormal Events, the speaker asks the audience: "How many of you believe in ghosts?" Nearly all the hands go up. "How many have actually seen a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "How many of you have talked to a ghost?" Maybe a third of the hands still up now. "And how many have gotten to know a ghost over the course of repeated visits?" At this point there are still about a half-dozen hands. "OK, and has anybody here ever had sex with a ghost?"

Now only one guy has his hand up.

The speaker says, "Sir, would you be willing to share with us how it happened? I mean, how you came to, you know, have sex with a ghost?"

And the guy says, "Oh, ghost? I thought you said goat."

 

[John Wang]

At a Conference on Paranormal Events, the speaker asks the audience: "How many of you believe in ghosts?" Nearly all the hands go up. "How many have actually seen a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "How many of you have talked to a ghost?" Maybe a third of the hands still up now. "And how many have gotten to know a ghost over the course of repeated visits?" At this point there are still about a half-dozen hands. "OK, and has anybody here ever had sex with a ghost?"

Now only one guy has his hand up.

The speaker says, "Sir, would you be willing to share with us how it happened? I mean, how you came to, you know, have sex with a ghost?"

And the guy says, "Oh, ghost? I thought you said goat."

LOL

 

[InvertedCross]

Looks like me when I was a baby

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

Actually this is a good story with a positive ending. The farmer did the right thing. Go science.

 

[Jesus Freak]

Don't say that. Jesus wouldn't like you using that word.

Remember, the good book says "Thou shalt not use curse words in person or on the internet via typing"

But, you don't believe in the good book, so what are you worried about!?

And just because modern-day profanity wasn't utilized during Biblical times, this does not mean there is no graphic content in Scripture.

 

[mjmj]

1. It looks nothing like a human. The Ewok comparison is a good one.

2. What the fuck are they going to “study”. Genetic mutations are born every single say.



This isn’t even news.

 

[The Diplomat]

Pussy.

Always rustled.

That's more like an ewok than a human, nothing to see here

Looks like Chewbacca.

 

[John Wang]

But, you don't believe in the good book, so what are you worried about!?

And just because modern-day profanity wasn't utilized during Biblical times, this does not mean there is no graphic content in Scripture.

But you do believe in the good book so shouldn't you not be using curse words!? Jesus gon' be pissed tonight

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Looks like Zack Morris to me.

 

[Hyperglide]

That's more like an ewok than a human, nothing to see here

Mini-Wookiee imho

 

[Jesus Freak]

But you do believe in the good book so shouldn't you not be using curse words!? Jesus gon' be pissed tonight

Why do you change your AV so often?

That says a lot about you.