Social Gloriously Backhanded Compliments

[Brother Numsi]

Was it a Dagestani?
Did it sound like: "Brozer, you come Dagestan. Too-Sree year, you champion!"

Those damn Caucasians, can't speak any language properly, not even Russian.

That random Caucasian must've been jealous of your eloquence.

Nope. It was a “whitey” American type

I’ll give Dafestan a pass. Mostly because they’ll Sambo my ass

 

[RichardHarrow]

Was it a Dagestani?
Did it sound like: "Brozer, you come Dagestan. Too-Sree year, you champion!"

Those damn Caucasians, can't speak any language properly, not even Russian.

That random Caucasian must've been jealous of your eloquence.

Fungi are you a brother?

 

[fungi]

Fungi are you a brother?

I'm fungi. Brother to all.

 

[Goon Dog]

Good move marrying a woman with so much experience. The sex should be great!

 

[fungi]

Nope. It was a “whitey” American type

I’ll give Dafestan a pass. Mostly because they’ll Sambo my ass

Anyone calling a white/north European a "caucasian" is poorly educated.

Funny thing is caucasians in Russia are called "blacks" because they are much darker than Russians.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

"You're all man. You put the 'man' in 'manatee', fat boy."

 

[ThaiSexPills]

“You have a way bigger dick than I thought you would”

Ok well I drive a ford f350 and I’m painfully average, at best so…

 

[Egészségére!]

“Daaaang…who says you can’t meet your wife in Miami”

Spoiler

 

[SurferH2O]

You're a cool dude, for a European.

I used to tell that one to a British brother who surfed with us.... he was actually really cool, but it always cracked him up.

 

[fungi]

You're a cool dude, for a European.

I used to tell that one to a British brother who surfed with us.... he was actually really cool, but it always cracked him up.

"You're a cool dude, for a European. You're a great guy, for a Brit."

Y u speak in incomplete phrases? Finish it, bro!!!

 

[EndlessCritic]

Your mom is kind of a bitch.

She's not a bitch so much as she's retarded.

When my brother's wife was pregnant, my mom asked if she could deliver her baby at a specific hospital because it would involve less traffic for my mom to drive to the hospital to visit.

 

[Milgrim]

She's not a bitch so much as she's retarded.

When my brother's wife was pregnant, my mom asked if she could deliver her baby at a specific hospital because it would involve less traffic for my mom to drive to the hospital to visit.

Damn

 

[Killer Whale]

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

My best friend for 12 years I described to other people, "He's really funny for a German".