Girls Fart!!!!

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  1. sexcellent

    sexcellent Black Belt

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    i found this out the other day. and i didnt like it.




    is there a worse turn off?????
     
  2. ensanity

    ensanity Guest

    Yeah, this girl i like did thwt in front of me one time at her dorm. i left quickly.
     
  3. Jomama572

    Jomama572 Orange Belt

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    i hate that one time i was walking past the girls bathroom when i heard someone farting like there was no 2morrow i ran
     
  4. sexcellent

    sexcellent Black Belt

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    bro... my mom slipped one out the other day. i was like NOOOO!
     
  5. Meat Fist

    Meat Fist Administrator Administrator

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    Man, this is a taboo topic, ixnee on the art fay.
     
  6. gumby1

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    of course girls fart, just hope they dont let on rip when your going down
     
  7. sexcellent

    sexcellent Black Belt

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    meat fist, everyone of your posts tonight has been relevant to a taboo topic!
     
  8. Meat Fist

    Meat Fist Administrator Administrator

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    I had a vision as a young boy that I should be a sin eater to cleanse my tribe, and through labor it has come to fruition.
     
  9. donegal

    donegal Red Belt

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    NO THIS IS NOT TRUE.................

    EVERYTHING I BELIEVED IN WAS A JOKE.....!
     
  10. Big Remo

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    It depends how busted the brown eye is. Sometimes they fluff.
     
  11. RangerFTL

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    You eat farts?
     
  12. CarnalSalvation

    CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    I wouldn't date a girl who was too uptight to fart actually. It doesn't gross me out at all. I don't wanna have my face by it, but hey everybody does it.
     
  13. RangerFTL

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    Hey, you know what just occured to me? If *I* put my wife in the dutch oven...could she, in theory, put ME in the dutch oven?
     
  14. Lady N

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    I'd say, experiment with different kinds of farts! :D
     
  15. Scarface

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    girls fart? then all I have ever believed has been shattered. (sob) I shall go hang myself now. but seriously folks, I have had an exgirlfriend of mine fart once. She was asleep while we were watching TV and she was laying on me. Well, I guess in her dream she thought she was in gas land cause she farted, not loud but I knew she did. I just blocked it out of my mind and pretendeed it never happened. Until now.
     
  16. wondermut

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    no they dont
     
  17. donegal

    donegal Red Belt

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    I agree, this is worse than that rumor about santa not exisitin.
     
  18. You never had a fart competition with your gf...?
    What kind of guys are you?
    Of course they fart and the longer and better you know them,
    the more you will be able to accept it as a part of themselves and sometimes love it.

    Youll still hate it other times, but its a part of them.
     
  19. donegal

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    SHUT UP.....
     
  20. meat! cool belt! and guys! this is how it is! girls dont shit and they dont fart.
     

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