Getting hammered and texting/facebooking

[BobbyMunson**]

Why?

I told a fat bird from school last night who was going on about her kid in every single status that she should be put down.

I then told her that she will never have another penis inside her via PM.

I would never say anything normally but 10 beers later the truth comes out:icon_chee

 

[Benoco]

So you got drunk and ruined a loving, single mother's month?

Thanks for posting, this thread makes me feel better about myself, .

 

[Aunty Dana**]

Why?

I told a fat bird from school last night who was going on about her kid in every single status that she should be put down.

I then told her that she will never have another penis inside her via PM.

I would never say anything normally but 10 beers later the truth comes out:icon_chee

You're a bit of a scumbag with that said I did announce to FB that I was looking at porn while I was drunk once. About 30 people liked it but I deleted it the next morning, no biggie.

 

[KrazyKanadian]

So, tell us about the time you banged this fatty.

 

[That209]

Being drunk doesn't give you the right to be an asshole for no reason, TS.

 

[KrazyKanadian]

You're a bit of a scumbag with that said I did announce to FB that I was looking at porn while I was drunk once. About 30 people liked it but I deleted it the next morning.

I have naked pictures on my facebook (some have been deleted by facebook), and there are pictures of me naked at a church on facebook. There are also plenty of mangina pictures still up there.

 

[Aunty Dana**]

I have naked pictures on my facebook (some have been deleted by facebook), and there are pictures of me naked at a church on facebook. There are also plenty of mangina pictures still up there.

Did you ever do the Bufallo Bill dance?

 

[BobbyMunson**]

Yeh i'm an asshole but it doesn't excuse her FB posts.... in fact no there is no excuse i am just a dick.


Not that i care though, she is a cow.

 

[Aunty Dana**]

Yeh i'm an asshole but it doesn't excuse her FB posts.... in fact no there is no excuse i am just a dick.


Not that i care though, she is a cow.

How many times have you banged her? Don't lie now dear.

 

[That209]

Yeh i'm an asshole but it doesn't excuse her FB posts.... in fact no there is no excuse i am just a dick.


Not that i care though, she is a cow.

You should be grateful! she provides the world with steak, burger patties, milk, etc. Being a cow ain't easy, that's some hard work. Now if it's a whale.. then we got a problem.

 

[lapollarecords]

So you got drunk and ruined a loving, single mother's month?

Thanks for posting, this thread makes me feel better about myself, .

same here. my biggest being a drunk asshole moments pale in comparison. when you're drunk there are stupid things and stupid things. funny stupid things or even let me bang bro moments are forgivable, but making a poor girl feel like shit for days(or even weeks)? come on man.

 

[BobbyMunson**]

I've never banged her, I poked her when I was in school haha

I told her it was educational though

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Did you ever do the Bufallo Bill dance?

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

Hahahaha, I would definitely do it if someone videotaped it.

 

[whitesport]

pics plz

 

[Aunty Dana**]

I've never banged her, I poked her when I was in school haha

I told her it was educational though

So you did bang her :redface:

 

[Ryan Wagner**]

Whoa, you're a dick.

 

[Cestus]

Some girfriends ago, badly drunk i texted a big ass 3slots sms to her sister, saying that i ever prefered her, that was my current lil obsession, that one night at one our friend birthday she was awesome and that i was so tempted to try that i've almost done it

In vino veritas :icon_chee

Day after survived horrible hangover i read it and was full of errors but clear, luck for me she found the situation fun, looked even a lil bit happy (female selfconfidence boost ftw) just shut up :icon_chee

Know skeletons that her BF did'nt know helped too,i suppose :icon_chee

 

[That209]

So you fingerbanged her :redface:

I think this is what you meant, Aunty.

 

[BobbyMunson**]

Whoa, you're a dick.

Probably yes but do we really need 100 fucking updates a day about her kid.

Seriously it's not that big of a deal, everyone has them.

 

[Benoco]

same here. my biggest being a drunk asshole moments pale in comparison. when you're drunk there are stupid things and stupid things. funny stupid things or even let me bang bro moments are forgivable, but making a poor girl feel like shit for days(or even weeks)? come on man.

It could've been worse I suppose, he could've been looking for a date.