Getting food stuck in your throat...

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  1. SugarKrok Purple Belt

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    Is the worst shit ever. Happened to me today. Swallow a huge piece of orange or pear from a fruit cup by accident. So fucking painful. Drank 2 liters of diet coke, since this apparently dislodged it or wtv. Helped it go down some, but now its caught at the bottom most right part of my esophagus.

    IT. IS. HELL.

    Tempted to induce vomiting. Anyone else ever experience this?
     
  2. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    You drank 2 liters of Diet Coke?
     
  3. genecop Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Punch yourself in the face...
     
  4. SugarKrok Purple Belt

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    Yes. It's suppose to be the number 1 unstuck food drink. They even use it at hospitals
     
  5. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    What's sign language for "PULL OUT, COWBOY?"
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  6. Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Try this proven method.

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  7. Plissken Gold Belt

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    Had a tortilla chip get stuck in my throat when I was a kid, it was horizontal, the sharp edges against the throat. Made sure to chew for a while before swallowing after that.
     
  8. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    lol at getting choked by a piece of fruit.
    what was his name, Bruce?

    smh
     
  9. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I once got an ice cube stuck in my throat. Was totally panicking thinking “well, this is how I die.”

    Then it melted.
     
  10. AgonyandIrony Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    That's called choking homie.

    Also does anyone else like eating half a mozzerella stick and swallowing without breaking the cheese?

    It's like the PG version of sexual choking. There's an element of danger but you can control it.
     
  11. Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    Came to post the same. <45>
     
  12. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    "I'm a virgin!"

    Half a Corona later:
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  13. punky brewster Red Belt

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    I know this girl.....

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  14. Matt4786 Gold Belt

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    I'm not sure that's normal. How big was this piece of fruit?
     
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    Fuck... That looks revolting and delicious.
     
  17. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    What's stopping it from going into lungs and growing mold in there?
     
  18. supnmunm Brown Belt

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    I've had a few sausages stuck in my throat
     
  19. RawHawg Black Belt

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    There was a story about a guy that developed a bad cough, went to the doc, and they saw a shadow on his lung xray and assumed it was lung cancer. Checking it out more, then man was relieved to find out that he had inhaled a pea, which has taken root and sprouted in his lung.
     
  20. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    It didn't need photosynthesis to grow?
     

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