Getting food stuck in your throat...

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  1. SugarKrok

    SugarKrok Green Belt

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    Is the worst shit ever. Happened to me today. Swallow a huge piece of orange or pear from a fruit cup by accident. So fucking painful. Drank 2 liters of diet coke, since this apparently dislodged it or wtv. Helped it go down some, but now its caught at the bottom most right part of my esophagus.

    IT. IS. HELL.

    Tempted to induce vomiting. Anyone else ever experience this?
     
  2. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    You drank 2 liters of Diet Coke?
     
  3. genecop

    genecop Red Belt

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    Punch yourself in the face...
     
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  4. SugarKrok

    SugarKrok Green Belt

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    Yes. It's suppose to be the number 1 unstuck food drink. They even use it at hospitals
     
  5. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    What's sign language for "PULL OUT, COWBOY?"
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  6. Ottawaguy

    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Try this proven method.

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  7. Plissken

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    Had a tortilla chip get stuck in my throat when I was a kid, it was horizontal, the sharp edges against the throat. Made sure to chew for a while before swallowing after that.
     
  8. Graves

    Graves ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    lol at getting choked by a piece of fruit.
    what was his name, Bruce?

    smh
     
  9. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I once got an ice cube stuck in my throat. Was totally panicking thinking “well, this is how I die.”

    Then it melted.
     
  10. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    That's called choking homie.

    Also does anyone else like eating half a mozzerella stick and swallowing without breaking the cheese?

    It's like the PG version of sexual choking. There's an element of danger but you can control it.
     
  11. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Free from the yellow once again!

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    Came to post the same. <45>
     
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  12. FierceRedBelt

    FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    "I'm a virgin!"

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  13. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    I know this girl.....

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  14. Matt4786

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    I'm not sure that's normal. How big was this piece of fruit?
     
  15. RawHawg

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    Fuck... That looks revolting and delicious.
     
  17. GSP_37

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    What's stopping it from going into lungs and growing mold in there?
     
  18. supnmunm

    supnmunm Brown Belt

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    I've had a few sausages stuck in my throat
     
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  19. RawHawg

    RawHawg Black Belt

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    There was a story about a guy that developed a bad cough, went to the doc, and they saw a shadow on his lung xray and assumed it was lung cancer. Checking it out more, then man was relieved to find out that he had inhaled a pea, which has taken root and sprouted in his lung.
     
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    It didn't need photosynthesis to grow?
     

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