Getting back to that Pink Sock thing...

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  1. Matt

    Matt Titanium Belt

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    When I went to look it up I find a bunch more that are pretty useful (be warned - some of these are scary)l:


    Anal Chug [n] A drinking ritual practiced at frats and camps. It involves three participants. The bender bends over while the pourer pours liquid down the bender's back, through the bender's buttocks in to the mouth of the chugger who is waiting below.
    Arabian Goggles [n] A seldom-seen manuever involving the testicles, where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.
    Australian Death Grip [n] The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
    Bavarian Illuminati [n] Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air to the surprise of both you and your lover as you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.
    Beef Curtain [n] The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam (aka Beef Drapes, Meat Tarp)
    Bismark [n] The act of ejaculating on a girl and then beating her so that her blood mixes with the performer's semen. So I was told. Amazing that there's a word for this!
    Blumpie [n] Receiving oral sex while defecating.
    Bowling Ball [v] To vaginally penetrate a woman with two fingers while analy penetrating with one. Like the way a bowler holds a ball.
    Cheswick [n] A penis that is wider than it is long.
    Choad [n] Disputed term. (1) see Cheswick, or (2) see Grundle.
    Cleveland Steamer [n] The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while recieving penile pleasure from tit fucking. (aka Hawiian Muscle Fuck, Pasadena Mudslide).
    Corn Dog [n] Very simple. Take a hot, burly beershit between a girls tits. Make her smear it all around. Then, titty-fuck her for a while. Soon, your cock will resemble a well-done corn dog. Then, have her suck your big fat corn dog.
    Coyote [n] This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
    Davy Crockett [n] A sexual manuever in which you slip muscle relaxant into your gals' snizzpod, then slide your entire head in, thus wearing her now relaxed snatch like a coonskin cap.
    Dirty Sanchez [n] While fucking a girl doggy style, insert a finger in her ass and get it all shitty. Then, reach around to her face and give her a shit moustache, a "shitstache" if you will.
    Dirty Schultz [n] Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the "shitstache".
    Dog in a Bathtub [n] This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
    Donkey Punch [n] While fucking a girl doggy style, strike the girl sharply in the back of the head, stunning her and allowing you to take "full" advantage of her.
    Dutch Oven [n Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).
    Dutch Treat [n] The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly wrong. Very messy indeed (aka "Gambling and Losing").
    Felch [v] After anal sex.... to take a straw and suck out the blood, semen, misc. stuff from another's colon. Nice...
    Fisnotegut [n] Bad smelling vagina (aka Skunkbox).
    Gibbling [v] First tie a raw piece of bacon to a string. The person getting fucked in the ass swallows it while the person riding them holds the string. At the moment of climax, the pitcher pulls the string, causing the catcher to gag reflex to kick in triggering the ass muscle to automatically clench up tight.
    Glazed Dougnut [n] The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and splooging all over her "pastry-buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed doughnut (aka Cop's Delight, Hot Cross Buns).
    Golden Shower [n] The act of urinating on another - sometimes right in the mouth?
    Greek [v] The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I mean) and gluing the chick's eyes closed with your man seed.
    Grundle [n] The area between the back of the scotum and the anus (aka Scranus and Choad in some circles).
    High Dive [n,v] The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best used in the corn hole technique, but can be very dangerous.
    Hot Lunch [n] The result of defacating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's mouth.
    Hot Lunch (Vegetarian) [n] A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the "diner" stretches a piece of saran of wrap over her open mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs (aka Dental Dam).
    Hot Karl [n,v] This can refer to the person who performs the act, the person who receives the act, or the act itself. Having a girl perform oral sex on you immediately after having anal sex with her.
    Hot Karl Candy Cane [n] A variation of the Hot Karl in which the man who is recieving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around (aka Shocker).
    Hodge [v] To beat another with one's penis (aka Roscoe).
    Jelly Donut [n] While getting head, just before you're about to come, pull out and punch her in the nose. She will start to bleed profusely all over her mouth. Her mouth will be open, and full of blood. Then, just blow your load into the gooey mess.
    Kennebunkport Surprise [n] The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while chewing box (performing cunninlingus).
    Leave-in Conditioner [n] Dollops of semen strtegically left in a woman's hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A good lesson for those who refuse to swallow the evidence.
    Love Gun [n] Same as Bowling Ball except with pointer and index finger in vagina and pinky in anus.
    Mad Blumkin [n] See Blumpie.
    The Metamucil [n] When you are going doggy-style on a girl, you give her a Donkey Punch. Then, while she is stunned, you reach into her anus and pull out her large intestine, string it around her neck, and strangle her to the point of passing out. Her passing out causes a tightening of the vaginal area to enhance your pleasure?!
    The Moose [n] The sign given to a friend (who's in hiding) while you're boning a girl from behind. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky!"
    Mushroom Tattoo [n] This is the mark that is left a couple of days after receiving a particularly firm Roscoe [Hodge].
    Myra [n] Like Blumpie, but for a woman.
    New Jersey Meathook [n] The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. Most effective from behind (aka Oven Stuffed Roaster).
    The New York Style Taco [n] Anyime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you puke on her box. Happy trails.
    The Nixon [n] A Variation of The Moose in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May be enhanced by shaking jowls and yelling "I am not a crook!"
    Pasta Bar [n] very simple, really. Get your favorite pasta (spaghetti, angel hair, etc..). While you're eating her out, get her really wet. Then, start showing the hard pasta up in her. Keep getting the pasta wet, and it will soon soften to the point of edibility. Enjoy!
    Paying the Rent [v] A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bands her ferociously.
    Pearl Necklace [n] She lays on her back giving you a blowjob while you're astride, then you pull out when it's time to blow your wad and leave something resembling a nice pearl necklace all around her lovely neck.
    Pink Glove [n] This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
    Pink Sock [v] The act of farting while getting your ass licked, thus opening the hole so that the licker can jam their tounge the maximum distance (aka Pink Sleeve).
    Roscoe [v] To beat another with one's penis (aka Dirty Sanchez. Instead of shit, get your finger all bloody (she has to be on the rag) and she won't know anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a crusty dry-blood moustache.
    Stalactite [n] Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner with a hanging gob of loogie that you have spit at her ceiling, while you pull the covers over yourself. A variation of the Dutch Oven that can only be used away from one's home field.
    The Stranger [n] Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. LoL!
    Snowball [v] To receive one's own ejaculation from a partner's mouth (see "Clerks" * the movie).
    Squick [v] To drill a hole in a person's skull and fuck it.
    Stinky Pinky [n] The act of sticking ones pinky in another's anus.
    Tea Bag [v] To place one's scrotum on another's nose so that one testicle lies on each side of the face.
    Texas Hot Plate [n] The receiver either gets under a glass table or holds a piece of glass over their head while the giver defecates from above onto the glass.
    Topeka Destroyer [n,v] The act of vomiting directly onto someone's head while they're performing fellatio on you (aka Cold Lunch).
    Tossing Salad [v] Licking another's anus! Done in prison as payment for drugs. Saw this on a HBO special.
    Valsalva [n] The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
    Walrus [n] Make a girl sneeze after giving a blow job. The jizz will run downher face like walrus tusks.
     
  2. The Jake

    The Jake Evil Genius

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    Dude... that ain't what a pink sock is....

    and trust me, you DON'T want to know....

    - The Jake
     
  3. Matt

    Matt Titanium Belt

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    Yeah, they don't have it quite right here.

    But Jake, unfortunately I do know what it is...
     
  4. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    I love those lists, piss funny, but please use paragraphs! Damn hard to read dude!
     
  5. Matt

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    Yeah, I got nothing better to do than to spend 15 minutes formatting it for you...
    :rolleyes:
     
  6. Smitty

    Smitty epilepsy & seizures

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    oh jeez remember in the chat room like 4 months ago when i told ya'll what a pink sock is.... that was one for the ages
     

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