Gegard Moussai with the Mother Jokes

The man has some great quotes too

If Tyson talked big that's an intimidating guy but when you have Conor McGregor who's a ginger... I don't know what the fuck he is... With that height and weight class he talks like he's a big heavyweight.

If you put a tiger and a gorilla and your name on your chest and belly, you're retarded.

One time I heard Ronda Rousey say on a good day she could beat Cain Velasquez. Anyone that has a little bit of a brain knows that's not even possible. Can Velasquez in a wheelchair could beat her.

What can I say? Life is waiting to fuck you up. One thing comes after the other. So if I have to make a big deal out of everything, then everyday I have to cry
 
I held it together until he nonchalantly said "You look retarded."

don't know why that got me so bad lol
 
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