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Gegard Moussai with the Mother Jokes

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Seso, Oct 30, 2020.

  1. Seso Banned Banned

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    The man has some great quotes too

    If Tyson talked big that's an intimidating guy but when you have Conor McGregor who's a ginger... I don't know what the fuck he is... With that height and weight class he talks like he's a big heavyweight.

    If you put a tiger and a gorilla and your name on your chest and belly, you're retarded.

    One time I heard Ronda Rousey say on a good day she could beat Cain Velasquez. Anyone that has a little bit of a brain knows that's not even possible. Can Velasquez in a wheelchair could beat her.

    What can I say? Life is waiting to fuck you up. One thing comes after the other. So if I have to make a big deal out of everything, then everyday I have to cry
     
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    Lmao Mousasi is a character.
     
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    His career has been a momma joke.
     
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    Landlord Goat
     
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    I held it together until he nonchalantly said "You look retarded."

    don't know why that got me so bad lol
     
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    a classic
     

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