Gator don't play no ish!!!

[Red Beard]

When I was a kid I would watch Emeril and Steve Irwin every Saturday night, still have a passion for animals and cooking.

Look at this bloke I found in the backyard last weekend. (Didn’t eat it.)

What a cool specimen!

 

[Red Beard]

Didn't this happen years ago?

Yeah it was 2018 I think. I'd never seen it however and found it light-hearted and fun. Like you bud.

 

[Kraysla]

He wants some walking around money...and he wants to buy some shoes.

 

[scorpipede]

Didn't this happen years ago?

You happened years ago.

 

[Overeem]

When I was a kid I would watch Emeril and Steve Irwin every Saturday night, still have a passion for animals and cooking.

Look at this bloke I found in the backyard last weekend. (Didn’t eat it.)

Looks scared and confused

 

[rj144]

You happened years ago.

That's very true.

 

[Red Beard]

You happened years ago.

That's very true.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

I now claim number 28 in the name of my Ethnic affiliation







Floridian

 

[Communion]

Seeing this gif suddenly made me realize that Happy Gilmore is a retelling of the OT Star Wars

 

[Dober4]

Put on a shirt and clean those damn fingernails Cleetus.

I was gardening before I walked back and spotted it. There is a concrete drainage basin that it lives in, I’m assuming it’s at least 50 years old.

It was actually really calm, brought it over for the kids to look at for a minute then put it back to sunbathe.

 

[I am your real dad]

When I was a kid I would watch Emeril and Steve Irwin every Saturday night, still have a passion for animals and cooking.

Look at this bloke I found in the backyard last weekend. (Didn’t eat it.)

Me too.


He is a beauty!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I thought this was gonna be about Will Ferrel

Me too. Fucking alligators. Is that in Florida? Because that’s another reason I’m never gonna live there. On top of millions of other reasons.

 

[Dober4]

Found a bigger one, this guy was too aggressive to pick up plus it smelled like a dirty vag.

I was gardening again so ignore the dirty man hands.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Found a bigger one, this guy was too aggressive to pick up plus it smelled like a dirty vag.

I was gardening again so ignore the dirty man hands.

Awesome! We used to have a colony of red eared sliders that survived a couple of winters here in stockholm but i haven't seen any in a while.. they were being let out by hobbyists and last i heard they were being collected and euthanised.. invasive..

 

[Cpt Migraine]

I just love seeing people handling big reptiles/fish.. if you're somewhat used to handling them you can always see the ko/blood like 40minutes in advance.. just like someone winding up this huge, sprinting haymaker in a fight and somehow still catches the other guy clean..

Like how the hell did you not see this coming..

 

[Dober4]

Awesome! We used to have a colony of red eared sliders that survived a couple of winters here in stockholm but i haven't seen any in a while.. they were being let out by hobbyists and last i heard they were being collected and euthanised.. invasive..

I think those are an invasive species in Ohio as well even though you see them everywhere. It’s amazing how these turtles and snakes survive multiple winters.

 

[superpunch]

Why don't they just shoot it?