Funniest stories you've read on the internet?

[Slobodan]

i keep laughing at "Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?" :icon_lol:

Yeah I fucking lost it at that one.

If you like that one, then you'll like this.

"I once hooked up with a girl who said she hadn't been with a man in 8 years. She asked me twice if my pussy was wet

Another time, a girl asked me to call her a slut. So I called her a slut. She kept trying to get me to say derogatory stuff to her. After calling her a slut/bitch fifteen times in a row, I got a little more comfortable saying mean shit to her. Ended up saying something like "I don't respect you." Things went quiet for a moment and the mood was completely gone. I'm not good at the naughty talk."

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Seems like an engineer would have better things to do..

and realize a crackhead wouldnt be reading craigslist.

 

[Slobodan]

ttt