French hospital partially evacuated as 8x2" WW1 shell removed from 88yo man's rectum

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A French hospital had to be evacuated after a man in his 80s presented to doctors with a First World War shell stuck inside his rear.

Though the 88-year-old assured staff the shell was a collector’s item that had been deactivated, staff at the Sainte Musse Hospital in Toulon scrambled to evacuate some of its patients, redirect others, and call in the bomb squad.

“An apple, a mango, or even shaving foam…we’re used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” an unnamed ER staffer told the local paper Nice-Matin, which broke the story.

“But a shell? Never.”

The man’s appearance at the hospital required a major reshuffling and partial evacuation of patients, most notably the paediatric unit, to the main hall. For a few hours on that Saturday evening, new patients were also redirected to other hospitals.

Once the bomb technicians confirmed that the shell was indeed inactive and ruled out the possibility of an explosion, doctors proceeded with the removal of the war relic. But as told to the Nice-Matin, “it rarely comes out from where it comes in”.

To extract the shell, which measured around six centimetres in diameter and 20 centimetres in length, doctors had to perform abdominal surgery and remove it from the other end.

The man had reportedly found the shell at his brother’s home. The surgery went smoothly and the patient is recovering.
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He wasn't ready to go plugging ww1 shells. Should have trained his asshole more. There are people who can take something that size and bigger. They make good money on OnlyFans.
 
I knew a nurse in an ER and she said guys routinely came in with stuff shoved up their butts. Light bulbs, vacuum cleaner attachments, hand tools. She said they always said something like this: "Well, I was alone, kinda bored and well, it just happened."
 
It was a different time. He should've done it online and got paid <TheDonald>
 
I knew a nurse in an ER and she said guys routinely came in with stuff shoved up their butts. Light bulbs, vacuum cleaner attachments, hand tools. She said they always said something like this: "Well, I was alone, kinda bored and well, it just happened."

fuvk. But lightbulbs?! These people need to have their own parades. Very progressive of them.
 
Back in my day we used to just call in a Bomb Threat...

FUBAR
 
An elite french demining team coming in with hurt locker suits is a hilarious visual.lol did the hospital have a demining teams number ready too like this wasnt their first rodeo with anus artillery.
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Imagine being a doctor with the distinction of being one the smartest people in any room you go to but having to spend a lot of your career taking things out of peoples prison wallet its kind of demeaning to your self as a professional.
 
An elite french demining team coming in with hurt locker suits is a hilarious visual.lol did the hospital have a demining teams number ready too like this wasnt their first rodeo with anus artillery.
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The new term is sphincter shells. Try to be more sensitive like a sphincter.
 
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