Found this on the beach... What is it?

Those are the crates criminals use to transport sex slaves.

You should open it up. It's probably got a hot chick inside and she'll be so grateful to you that she'll like you as a friend forever.
 
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It’s AIDS in a box. You didn’t look directly at it, did you?
 
Try peeling off your face on the side of the box.
 
It's a crate full of radioactive vegetables.
 
Is it a buoy of some sort? The entire inside was styrofoam?
 
Ts has the ultimate restraint I would have been trying to pry it open with a baseball bat just beat the shit out of it till it opens and if it’s a body I’ll hear it yell
 
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