I'm legit applying. I recently had a spec script optioned, which has lead to a lot of rewrite offers and that sort of thing, but most people want you to be local to them. I need a damn good reason to give up my very well paying job and move to LA with wife and kids in tow. That reason needs to be more than just some guy liking my script(which won't get made and he won't like tomorrow). At least if I am employed in the industry on some level, central to where I need to be taking meetings, etc... I am more likely to get the work I want.
But feel free to apply as a joke. You never know