For those that have parents that live with you, how do you fornicate ?

[lakersfan45]

We are a family of four (wife and two kids) in a nice house (3300 sq feet, 5 beds 3 baths) in a good neighborhood and we are happy. My mom lives alone in a 5500 square foot house in a nice gated community in Thousand Oaks. She is getting older with health issues and the house / lot is becoming too large for her to handle but she doesn’t want to sell. She has thrown the idea of us or my brothers family moving in since there is plenty of room, I don’t even know how many beds and bath but every bedroom in that house is like the equivalent of our current master bedroom.

One of my main concerns is how do I fornicate with MY WIFE while my mom in the house. It would seem so weird to be home and be like we can’t be bothered right now. Like sometimes we drop the kids off for school and have some crazy jungle sex before I go to work so it’s not always late night after kids in bed thing. And my mom would know something is going on which weirds me out. So if you live with a parent or in law how do u handle it? Do you have some sort of unspoken code? Particularly for times when it’s not late at night and the parent is home wandering around. Last thing I want is to try to schedule happy happy ding dong time around my kids AND mom. We typically fornicate two times a week with the occasional three.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

One of my main concerns is how do I fornicate with my mom in the house.

You do what you gotta do, but it's best to not do that in the house that you share with your wife

 

[lakersfan45]

You do what you gotta do, but it's best to not do that in the house that you share with your wife

Edited u sick freak I know what u put on porkhub

 

[My Spot]

"Well you know what you are, Mister Michaels lakersfan45? You, sir, are a FORNICATOR."

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

My mother in law is in the next bedroom from me and my wife. She's heard us screwing plenty of times. When I tell her to crank up the volume on the TV she stopped asking "Why?" a long time ago.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Set alarm at 3 am. Fornicate. Run at 4am.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Speaking of Lakers I always found it funny that Magic Johnson's son tosses and turns in bed at night thinking of a Magic Johnson.

 

[lakersfan45]

My mother in law is in the next bedroom from me and my wife. She's heard us screwing plenty of times. When I tell her to crank up the volume on the TV she stopped asking "Why?" a long time ago.

Honest question. Was it weird at first? Do you still go jungle style while she is next door? I do a lot of dirty talk

 

[Osculater]

Give her a little Xanax in her drink so she doesn't wake up when are you are getting pegged

 

[JoeBobbaLou2]

my parents are heavy sleepers.

 

[Brom Bones]

We are a family of four (wife and two kids) in a nice house (3300 sq feet, 5 beds 3 baths) in a good neighborhood and we are happy. My mom lives alone in a 5500 square foot house in a nice gated community in Thousand Oaks. She is getting older with health issues and the house / lot is becoming too large for her to handle but she doesn’t want to sell. She has thrown the idea of us or my brothers family moving in since there is plenty of room, I don’t even know how many beds and bath but every bedroom in that house is like the equivalent of our current master bedroom.

One of my main concerns is how do I fornicate with MY WIFE while my mom in the house. It would seem so weird to be home and be like we can’t be bothered right now. Like sometimes we drop the kids off for school and have some crazy jungle sex before I go to work so it’s not always late night after kids in bed thing. And my mom would know something is going on which weirds me out. So if you live with a parent or in law how do u handle it? Do you have some sort of unspoken code? Particularly for times when it’s not late at night and the parent is home wandering around. Last thing I want is to try to schedule happy happy ding dong time around my kids AND mom. We typically fornicate two times a week with the occasional three.

I take it easy on mom - she's in her 80s. Dad likes it rough. REALLY rough.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Honest question. Was it weird at first? Do you still go jungle style while she is next door? I do a lot of dirty talk

Wasn't weird to me. Mainly just fucking but no dirty talk since she's a nice Catholic girl. I try to keep my terminology more scientific which probably sounds creepier.

 

[Jesus X]

Damn 5500 sq.ft is basically a mansion in thousand oaks too. It must be worth a ridiculous amount.

My parents 850 sq.ft shit shack house in the long beach ghetto sold for 850,000 dollars lol because it was close to the beach.

I could not live with my parents they are bossy micro managing people.

 

[TheNinja]

You need someone to explain to you how to have sex ?