Florida woman wants to bang by any means necessary

[Thai Otoshi]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/florida-hatchet-arrest-628903

After her repeated demands to have sex were rebuffed, a Florida woman grabbed a hatchet and began beating on the locked door of the bathroom where her beau had sought refuge, police report.

Spoiler

No means no, amirite?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Would

 

[John Wang]

Clap dem stink cheeks

 

[EvilDDS]

The "crazy/hot" scale doesn't really compute in this situation

 

[Scerpi]

#ListenandBelieve

Wait, wut?

 

[HunterIII]

Somebody give this poor girl some D.

 

[frenz]

women can just be as predatory as men

 

[HelloJapan]

Equal rights, equal...restraining orders?

 

[Milgrim]

They do be crazy.

 

[RawHawg]

Let her bang bro, let her bang again

 

[Horse Style]

So they rebooted The Shining and Jack Nicholson's character is now a woman. Very progessive

"HEEEERE'S JENNY!!"

 

[Tuf_guy]

Lemme guess. This shit happened in Florida, right?

 

[Chomsky Honk]

Lemme guess. This shit happened in Florida, right?

lol

 

[Butterbean]

Florida gonna Florida. I swear that state has a disproportionate group of people who think they're normal, but are way off the scale on the crazy end.

"Mills responded, police report, by pounding on the door, which she then successfully pushed open. Upon Mills entering the bathroom, the victim noticed that she was carrying a hatchet that had been removed from a living room wall. The man said that he wrestled the hatchet from Mills’s hands after she raised the weapon and 'appeared to be preparing to strike him.'"

Ergo, keeping a hatchet on the living room wall.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Nice...

 

[I Am Legion]

Her br agh probably smelled like cheap wine, cigarettes, and jizz

 

[J. Bernie Cunningham]

What a coincidence, my name is Byanymeans Necessary...

 

[Sampsonsimpson]

I was expecting much worse.

 

[anthony stark]

Should've joined TUF then. they let people bang in there.