Florida Man makes dog swear oath to Trump; Trump getting fleeced on TV ad deals

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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/man-makes-dog-swear-oath-to-trump/article/2585255

Florida Man makes his dog swear an oath to Donald Trump. Hilariously, it was NOT the same dog who shot his owner the other day in Florida.


In other amazing Trump news, it turns out that the dealmaker has made the worst deals of all the candidates campaigning and is absolutely being fleeced by the prices he's paying for television ads. http://www.buzzfeed.com/kyleblaine/...-deals-in-ohio?utm_term=.nuXGAy7oO#.emxw7Dorn

100 000 Americans inquiring on how to flee to Canada are about to become the Syrian refugees of North America. http://www.24news.ca/the-news/canad...p-wins-election-gets-100000-serious-responses

Trump's ex-wife claims Trump keeps a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed. Trump accidentally confirms it in the process of denying it, in a way that only Donald "two Corinthians" Trump could. http://www.weeklystandard.com/vanit...-bedside/article/2001343#.VtXRsKA_8V5.twitter

Keep in mind Ivana is the ex-wife who Trump (allegedly) angrily raped as punishment because the surgeon she recommended botched an operation on his hair.
 
JosephDredd said:
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/man-makes-dog-swear-oath-to-trump/article/2585255

Florida Man makes his dog swear an oath to Donald Trump. Hilariously, it was NOT the same dog who shot his owner the other day in Florida.


In other amazing Trump news, it turns out that the dealmaker has made the worst deals of all the candidates campaigning and is absolutely being fleeced by the prices he's paying for television ads. http://www.buzzfeed.com/kyleblaine/...-deals-in-ohio?utm_term=.nuXGAy7oO#.emxw7Dorn

100 000 Americans inquiring on how to flee to Canada are about to become the Syrian refugees of North America. http://www.24news.ca/the-news/canad...p-wins-election-gets-100000-serious-responses

Trump's ex-wife claims Trump keeps a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed. Trump accidentally confirms it in the process of denying it, in a way that only Donald "two Corinthians" Trump could. http://www.weeklystandard.com/vanit...-bedside/article/2001343#.VtXRsKA_8V5.twitter

Keep in mind Ivana is the ex-wife who Trump (allegedly) angrily raped as punishment because the surgeon she recommended botched an operation on his hair.
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Guns don't kill people, dogs kill people.
 
Awesome - he tried to make the dog ,,,

Poor thing was convulsing (from embarrassment) trying to get away.
 
So Trump just gained his smartest supporter in Florida?
 
JosephDredd said:
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/man-makes-dog-swear-oath-to-trump/article/2585255

Florida Man makes his dog swear an oath to Donald Trump. Hilariously, it was NOT the same dog who shot his owner the other day in Florida.


In other amazing Trump news, it turns out that the dealmaker has made the worst deals of all the candidates campaigning and is absolutely being fleeced by the prices he's paying for television ads. http://www.buzzfeed.com/kyleblaine/...-deals-in-ohio?utm_term=.nuXGAy7oO#.emxw7Dorn

100 000 Americans inquiring on how to flee to Canada are about to become the Syrian refugees of North America. http://www.24news.ca/the-news/canad...p-wins-election-gets-100000-serious-responses

Trump's ex-wife claims Trump keeps a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed. Trump accidentally confirms it in the process of denying it, in a way that only Donald "two Corinthians" Trump could. http://www.weeklystandard.com/vanit...-bedside/article/2001343#.VtXRsKA_8V5.twitter

Keep in mind Ivana is the ex-wife who Trump (allegedly) angrily raped as punishment because the surgeon she recommended botched an operation on his hair.
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a dog shot his owner in florida?

lulz @ america

edit: lmao i googled and i case there are multiple cases of american dogs shooting their owners haha man talk about gun violence
 
fbgn said:
a dog shot his owner in florida?

lulz @ america

edit: lmao i googled and i case there are multiple cases of american dogs shooting their owners haha man talk about gun violence
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Last year I created a thread on here called... I think... "The Week America Shot Everything That Moved". It was the title of an article that discussed a particularly bad week for guns in America and it was chock full of things like babies shooting people, dogs shooting people and guns shooting people when they fired upon being dropped on the floor. You know, the things that are supposed to be imaginary.
 
JosephDredd said:
Last year I created a thread on here called... I think... "The Week America Shot Everything That Moved". It was the title of an article that discussed a particularly bad week for guns in America and it was chock full of things like babies shooting people, dogs shooting people and guns shooting people when they fired upon being dropped on the floor. You know, the things that are supposed to be imaginary.
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lmao i'm sorry i missed it...sounds hilarious and like my type of romp

lulz @ babies, animals, and guns themselves blasting ppl
 
The WR has been on the down fall for awhile... it's sad
 
JosephDredd said:
Trump's ex-wife claims Trump keeps a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed. Trump accidentally confirms it in the process of denying it, in a way that only Donald "two Corinthians" Trump could. http://www.weeklystandard.com/vanit...-bedside/article/2001343#.VtXRsKA_8V5.twitter

Keep in mind Ivana is the ex-wife who Trump (allegedly) angrily raped as punishment because the surgeon she recommended botched an operation on his hair.
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But the Hitler analogies are outrageous! They're a political hit job! But...but...Godwin's Law!!!!
 
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