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Something I saw on Twitter

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday, (example: florida man july 12) year isn't required, and post a headline from that date.

Mine is July 12th:

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop

A man arrested for drunk driving told police that his dog was behind the wheel - when officers spotted the vehicle swerving across lanes on Interstate 95 outside of Port St. Lucie, Florida.
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https://wgno.com/2018/07/12/fl-man-blames-dog-for-drunk-driving-stop-🐶/
 
A naked man opened the door to firefighters responding to a house fire in Niceville, Fla., on Aug. 27 and said “I’m sorry” before closing the door in their faces. James Cunningham, 53, later admitted to police he’d had two liters of vodka and had smoked marijuana before trying to bake cookies on his George Foreman grill, reported WPLG Local 10. The experiment went wrong when the grill and cookies caught fire, so he covered them with a dry towel, which also caught fire. Firefighters said if he’d been in the house any longer, he could have died from smoke inhalation.
 
I'm so normal not even Florida man can cause shit on my birthday. Sorry guys.
 
Florida man tries to buy 8 year old girl from mom.... Damn...
 
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty

The Florida man who claimed his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex was found not guilty of second-degree murder Monday.

Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate, was acquitted of killing 60-year-old girlfriend Francisca Marquinez in 2015 after a week-long trial, according to the Sun Sentinel.

During the trial, his lawyers initially argued that Marquinez died accidentally while performing oral sex on him at her apartment.

To bolster their defense, Patterson’s lawyers filed a motion to show his penis to the jury.

But after a medical expert testified that choking during the sex act was unlikely, the defense reversed course on the theory. The judge never ruled on the request to put Patterson’s member on display in court.

“That’s not the way she died,” defense lawyer Ken Padowitz said. “But that’s the way Richard Patterson thought she died.”

Instead, the defense argued that there was no way of knowing how she died. Medical examiners never determined the cause of death because Marquinez’s body was too decomposed.

“They still don’t know how she died,” said Padowitz, according to the Sun Sentinel.

The jury spent five hours deliberating before reaching a verdict.

If Patterson had been convicted, he would have faced life in prison.
 
Florida Man Honors State Reputation by Twerking in Court.
 
Ok, non-traditional Florida man

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Mine was depressing. Something about a man smashing a dog to death. My co worker however got
"Florida man taunts police with coldplay lyrics" so there's that
 
Jeopardy had a Florida Man category and it went exactly as expected
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Floridians can now test their knowledge of the favorite pop culture whipping boy known as @_FloridaMan after an entire round of questions on Jeopardy!was devoted to the Sunshine State’s bizarre news.

The questions in this category were derived straight from the @_FloridaMan Twitter account and featured some of Florida's most embarrassing moments. Remember the gator-tossing into a Wendy's drive-through?

Both Alex Trebek and the contestants can be seen in the video not bothering to hold back their laughter while quickly going through the category.
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This is meta as fuck.
 
You can't make this shit up.
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

Edit: I see @MoparOrNoCar and I share the same birthday.

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