Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[MillingMeSoftly]

When he talks about it now he seems to feel bad about it. I mean he was right about Mencia stealing jokes, but he went about it like a complete douchebag.

No

watch his podcast with Bob Saget

it’s like two days old and he goes into detail about why he did it no ragrets

He still pissed off that they banned him from the comedy club after he did that

 

[SamboPunch]

Glad OP was banned

 

[SamboPunch]

No

watch his podcast with Bob Saget

it’s like two days old and he goes into detail about why he did it no ragrets

He still pissed off that they banned him from the comedy club after he did that

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

I think Rogan goes for all out athletic BJJ performance over anything else: health, looks, etc. Being built like a turtle is absolutely an advantage in grappling sports. Hard to deal with.

Right? Turtle is a very accurate description. Something reptilian about him. I can't quite put my finger on it. Been analyzing for years. It's an oddity that doesn't suit the norm. Needs to be addressed and fixed.

 

[superpunch]

Right? Turtle is a very accurate description. Something reptilian about him. I can't quite put my finger on it. Been analyzing for years. It's an oddity that doesn't suit the norm. Needs to be addressed and fixed.

Notice his face is all fat too. Which is weird, because his face was lean when young, and your face loses fat with age. So... IMO he's full of inflammation. His body is just super inflamed. It makes his face puffy. His stomach bloated. He's probably super unhealthy.

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

Notice his face is all fat too. Which is weird, because his face was lean when young, and your face loses fat with age. So... IMO he's full of inflammation. His body is just super inflamed. It makes his face puffy. His stomach bloated. He's probably super unhealthy.

It's unfathomable. We need to figure out the cause of such a deformity and such damage!

 

[cade187]

Lol this is my first time seeing this. Brilliant. RIP OP

 

[Iron Skin]

Didn't knew the OP waa banned

The gif actually was made by me

I fixed his body on MS Paint

 

[The Chosen]

Right? Turtle is a very accurate description. Something reptilian about him. I can't quite put my finger on it. Been analyzing for years. It's an oddity that doesn't suit the norm. Needs to be addressed and fixed.

I think its the scale-like tattoo sleeves

 

[Beastos]

That's what I'm saying bro. And that head! What about that face?!

good riddance , wonder what new Rocky will come up with though

 

[The_Renaissance]

Right? Turtle is a very accurate description. Something reptilian about him. I can't quite put my finger on it. Been analyzing for years. It's an oddity that doesn't suit the norm. Needs to be addressed and fixed.

Excellent observation. Definitely has quite the cartoon turtle look about him, facially.

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

Excellent observation. Definitely has quite the cartoon turtle look about him, facially.

Apparently he isn't even 5'7

 

[Haloom]

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

Please my bro. Fix Hoe Hogan.

 

[mjfan23]

To fix it you have to know the problem, what is Hoe Rogans problem ?

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

To fix it you have to know the problem, what is Hoe Rogans problem ?

You serious bro ?

 

[Humongo]

Notice his face is all fat too. Which is weird, because his face was lean when young, and your face loses fat with age. So... IMO he's full of inflammation. His body is just super inflamed. It makes his face puffy. His stomach bloated. He's probably super unhealthy.

It's unfathomable. We need to figure out the cause of such a deformity and such damage!

It's probably all the weed he smokes. Not only is his body deformed by it, his brain is fried, he can't even remember names and he is constantly mixing up things he tries to recall.

 

[krelianx]

He looks disgusting. Like an overstuffed sausage. Unnatural, reddened, glistening, disproportionate.

 

[Karelinator]

Right? Turtle is a very accurate description. Something reptilian about him. I can't quite put my finger on it. Been analyzing for years. It's an oddity that doesn't suit the norm. Needs to be addressed and fixed.

Guess we know TS' new account.

 

[mjfan23]

You serious bro ?

Yeah I see nothing wrong with him. It’s obvious he’s the bastard offspring of a Normal short reptile and an even shorter bald man