Five Fictional or Real Americans You'd want on your side....

[Jack Handy jr]

When the aliens arrive and start acting rowdy aka when Shit hits the fan

My top five

1. Will Smith

2.Tim Kennedy

3.Sasha grey

4.Fedor (Fedor gets granted emergency US citizenship when the ships arrive)

5. MSSGT Roy Benevides's clone

 

[.Manhattan.]

Just Mark Wahlberg

 

[DeepCover]

Donald Trump

 

[smooth assassin]

harambe

 

[JAEGERX]

just wanna throw out there that the OP is the gayest shit i've ever seen, except for Tim Ferris, he is the only one who would make it out that clustergayfuck

anyway back on this, what americans i need in order to destroy the alien threats:

Jocko Willink, Max Brooks, Nic Cage, Jack Ryan and Casey Ryback

You pups sit tight as me and my crew take the planet back

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Liberace
Rock Hudson
Robert Reed
Magic Johnson
Charlie Sheen

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

 

[My name is]

Aliens are probably going to kick ass so I'll just go die with 5 random chicks

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Outstanding list

 

[Sir Galahad]

Just Mark Wahlberg

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Donald Trump

Fuck yeah!

 

[Jack Handy jr]

just wanna throw out there that the OP is the gayest shit i've ever seen, except for Tim Ferris, he is the only one who would make it out that clustergayfuck

anyway back on this, what americans i need in order to destroy the alien threats:

Jocko Willink, Max Brooks, Nic Cage, Jack Ryan and Casey Ryback

You pups sit tight as me and my crew take the planet back

Your insolence aside.....


















Awesome list

 

[mb23100]

Hillary Clinton so she and the rest of the lizard people could keep me safe

 

[Jack Handy jr]

harambe

Sd needs a dislike button

 

[JAEGERX]

Your insolence aside.....


















Awesome list

insolence created America, so you can shove it, RED

 

[TribalDrumz]

Randy Couture on TRT
Stone Cold Steve Austin
James Harrison from the NFL
Dog the Bounty Hunter in his prime.
Ed O Neil aka Al Bundy

 

[liljoe]

I win. Can't believe any of you bums have not mentioned.

 

[Zer]

All I want is Iceman

 

[bref]

Just Stephen Paddock so he could shoot me in the fucking face.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

insolence created America, so you can shove it, RED

Look you snot nose, slack jawed punk

I try to let you slide but like the ignorant moron you are you couldn't accept my graciousness so now