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Brittany Murphy haunts my dreams and no body told me about Spun. Why wouldn't you tell me.
 
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and y'all deleted my post about Woodley raging at askren for busting up some watermelons? fuck you
 
Just know, Oxford wrote Shakespeare. I got thrown out of a college class on my first day by a retiring professor. I was pushed in late and grasping for this class, and was a week late. He said I could catch up to the cirrulum. I said what. And just sat around in the front row. And the question he posed was Hamlet's father an apparition from the start. And he said give me a question. I said, what the fuck is the relevance either way, that's the whole fucking story. The question of the plays is when he stabs the curtain and kills Polonius, who did he think was behind the curtain. I got tossed out of a fucking college course on Shakespeare by a retiring professor for that question. TOSSED out. I read all the plays with heart to know and I can't catch up to an old witch. My finest moment. .getting thrown out of German, prettier girls watching.
 
Send your camels to bed. Let's slip off to a sand dune real soon. I'll be your belly dancer and you can be my sheep.

 
Thought this thread had something to do with eye-pokes...
 
Ya derailing haters *&^(sms, get off my shit, you're shitting up the purity of my shit. This was supposed to be something pretty.


 
I was standing over the pisser, looking at towel, and thought the phone was ringing so I rushed out to the tv

 
If there was only someone to see that entrance, not the first confusion, but the hint. I've knocked it out of the park sick or eight times now. I think it's public domain, time that shit for your girl and come around the corner, squint your eyes in a heavy pensive sigh with Morricone as your theme march. It changes your day.
 
It takes a village, god bless ya fucks for playing along, shit on the horizon, but a night in the books. Thanks. I was going somewhere else altogether and came here instead. Cheers.

 
man i thought this would have something to do with the threesome from chasing amy.....boo urns
 
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