Finally! some good old fashioned crime news.

[tymikeson]

This crime news story was refreshing after reading for years about mass shootings/wars/genocides/bridges collapsing.

its nice to see there are good old fashioned cat burglers who want to score 30 million in a bank heist without anyone getting hurt.

Burglars steal $30 million in cash from a Los Angeles money storage facility – one of the city’s largest cash heists


I thought this was a lost art

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

This crime news story was refreshing after reading for years about mass shootings/wars/genocides/bridges collapsing.

its nice to see there are good old fashioned cat burglers who want to score 30 million in a bank heist without anyone getting hurt.

Burglars steal $30 million in cash from a Los Angeles money storage facility – one of the city’s largest cash heists


I thought this was a lost art

Not the crime we deserve, but the crime we need

 

[syct23]

Because reading about crimes should be refreshing…

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Zer]

On the night of Easter Sunday

AKA Trans Visibility Day

Everyone was too busy looking at trannies to notice the heist going on. Genius. Maybe I would've stole some money if I wasn't busy watching trannies

 

[jeff7b9]

Gotta be an inside job.

Who didn't show up for work and moved to anywhere but here over the weekend?

_________________

Hey boss there is a note here. It says:

"Hey all you dumb motherfuckers,
Bob is gonna be out sick today and tomorrow.

Thanks for the cheddar bitches.

PS Fuck you Stacy, I never liked you.

- Bob

 

[Pliny Pete]

First movie I thought about soon a I read the OP

 

[Fedorgasm]

Cash storage facility with 30 million on-site and zero live human security guards working 24 hours?

 

[jeff7b9]

Cash storage facility with 30 million on-site and zero live human security guards working 24 hours?

 

[lsa]

I didn't do it.

 

[Slobodan]

I didn't do it.

No, you didn't.

You participated in the Västberga helicopter robbery though.

Västberga helicopter robbery - Wikipedia

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