Fighters with nicknames that make no sense anymore

[Franklin U.]

The Frozen One

The feint er

 

[Captain Crunch28]

Thug rose after crying on that bus

 

[Phisher]

Sam “Hands of Stone” Stout

He lived up to it on one occasion.

 

[Shaungotti]

Sam “Hands of Stone” Stout

This was the first one that came to mind as well. Chin of Stone maybe.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

His original nickname was Borrachinha, which means "Rubber", not Eraser.

A 'rubber' is an eraser..

Rampage is kinda outdated (unless it's referring to an eating disorder)

Thug rose after crying on that bus

Thug rose after crying on that bus

It's almost as funny the second time

 

[Phisher]

Thug rose after crying on that bus

 

[RockyLockridge]

The chosen one

never made sense.

 

[King in the North]

The California Kid

The Young Punisher

The Young Assassin

The Baby Faced Assassin


People get old. A reminder of our own mortality. Spend your time here wisely. Like on Sherdog.

 

[IloveTHIS]

"Rowdy" Ronda isn't so rowdy any more. shes a starbucks drinking shut in that just wants to tend to her farm.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

Silva was never a spider.

 

[DarthChen731]

Silva was never a spider.

Anderson "The Human" Silva has a nice ring to it

 

[PAPERCLIP30]

Keith “the dean of mean” Johnson

 

[TimeToTrain]

Diego “Nightmare” Sanchez

 

[jarj]

His original nickname was Borrachinha, which means "Rubber", not Eraser.

I'd read that it meant "little rubber" which is sort of like an eraser, but could also mean he has a small penis (and so they changed it to a particular English translation)

 

[SalvadorAllende]

The Baby Faced Assassin

He just skipped adulthood and jumped straight from baby face to old viking.

 

[Summoning]

Brian "T-city" Ortega

Should be "CTE-city"

 

[horc00]

Sam “Hands of Stone” Stout

His stone hands were so heavy he couldn't keep them up.

 

[Sad Dad]

"Rowdy" Ronda isn't so rowdy any more. shes a starbucks drinking shut in that just wants to tend to her farm.

Other than the Starbucks that’s kinda cool tbh

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

Chan is not a zombie, but he is korean. So his nickname is only 50% off.

 

[Oenomaus]

I’m pretty sure Wanderlei Silva does not murder people with axes