Fighters who aren't bald but shave their heads.

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A buzz cut with a zero is pretty much shaved in my eyes. No it's not razor bladed smooth as silk bald. But it's close enough.

Disagree. Shaving creates a chromedome shine-o-ball-o effect. I buzz my hair on a zero for this reason.

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Danaher was one of these baldcels who held on for WAY too long. He looked absolutely horrendous with that stupid ass hair on TUF GSP vs. Koscheck.

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wow, i never saw that. ouch

probably thought that he looked like a real revolutionary, that the world was wrong about his hair and he was right
 
It was the same deal with Bas Rutten, but he wouldn't admit it, ever. His "official version" has always been that he randomly decided to shave his head one day, went swimming then when he came out of the pool, he moved his hand over his had and it was dry in an instant, so he "never grew it back again". LMAO who are we kidding Bas you fucking saw the writing on the wall, got depressed and decided to shave it off. Nobody ever RANDOMLY shaves his hair off.

And imagine how relieved Bas was when we realized he was in the 99th percentile of white men, being in that very exclusive group of white men that actually look good bald.
 
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So according to Bas Rutten, he shaved himself because he couldn't be arsed to style his beautiful saloon quality model hair

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What? I'm not aware Minoxidil is on the banned list for combat sports. I know Finasteride is though.

Plus most people use Minoxidil solution or foam directly on the scalp, that's not going to trigger any blood or urine tests unless if you use an unholy amount.

Yeah I may be wrong on the minoxidil thing. I could have sworn it was on a WADA list I read not too long ago.
 
Yeah looked into it and had mates do it. Problem is that you need to take a tablet every week in my understanding maybe its changed as of now. One of the side effects of this pill is it makes you impotent for 80% of dudes. Would rather my dick works than my hair.

Are you referring to Finasteride/Propecia? You have to go on it to prevent further hair loss... otherwise you will start to bald around the transplant and get a 90s Nick Cage look where you have an island of hair surrounded by bald

80% is a little high. I've been on Finasteride since I was 24 and my dick is fine I assure you
 
It was the same deal with Bas Rutten, but he wouldn't admit it, ever. His "official version" has always been that he randomly decided to shave his head one day, went swimming then when he came out of the pool, he moved his hand over his had and it was dry in an instant, so he "never grew it back again". LMAO who are we kidding Bas you fucking saw the writing on the wall, got depressed and decided to shave it off. Nobody ever RANDOMLY shaves his hair off.

Bas Rutten being full of shit?

Shocking.
 
And imagine how relieved Bas was when we realized he was in the 99th percentile of white men, being in that very exclusive group of white men that actually look good bald.

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Bas could've been MMA's golden boy, but he went bald. Nobody looks good going bald except Jason Statham.
 
Yeah I may be wrong on the minoxidil thing. I could have sworn it was on a WADA list I read not too long ago.
Not UFC related but possibly appropriate for this thread:

In the NBA Nick Calathes was popped for PED’s and it ended up being blamed on using minoxidil. I’m not going to post the pictures of him in college and the NBA but it was an abrupt retreat of hair on a rapid timeline. He was probably using quite a bit of it in order to pop for it I imagine.
 
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So according to Bas Rutten, he shaved himself because he couldn't be arsed to style his beautiful saloon quality model hair

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And imagine how relieved Bas was when we realized he was in the 99th percentile of white men, being in that very exclusive group of white men that actually look good bald.
Best believe that he misses the old days.

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So many balding men use delusion to cope. Here you have Tim Pool claiming that he only wears a beanie to "conceal his identity", instead of hiding his baldness


Always gotta love how threatening those guys get when exposed.

PS: Was that guy in the white hoodie notorious anti-semitist Sam Hyde?
 
So many balding men use delusion to cope. Here you have Tim Pool claiming that he only wears a beanie to "conceal his identity", instead of hiding his baldness


holy shit, this is horrendous. his beanie makes him like 20 years younger
 
What’s worse, shaving it off and wearing a hat at all times indoors to hide it, or hanging on like Danaher after the battle and the war have long been over?
 
What’s worse, shaving it off and wearing a hat at all times indoors to hide it, or hanging on like Danaher after the battle and the war have long been over?

Hiding it is worse imo. I'd rather deal with an ugly souless baldie than a dishonest person.
 
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