Fighters need to start taking improv classes and speech lessons to gain fans.

[reigning terroe]

Tell that to Jacare.

Amazing, yet he will never fight for the title.

Yeah I’m gonna say him not fighting for the belt has more to do with Weidman being injured, Bisping holding up the belt and losing to Whittaker and Romero dip shit

 

[campbecc]

Tell that to Chael.
Tell that to Frankie
Tell that to Kenny Florian

He had his chance and he lost

 

[galleryy]

Yeah I’m gonna say him not fighting for the belt has more to do with Weidman being injured, Bisping holding up the belt and losing to Whittaker and Romero dip shit

If Jacare was more marketable, he would be given more opportunities.

Let's get back on topic here. Fighters need to be able to roast other guys like I spitroasted YOU.

 

[galleryy]

He had his chance and he lost

Exactly,

But they were given multiple multiple opportunities despite losing. Frankie doesn't shittalk, but he doesn't have to because he is already being pushed. Guys who have no name need to start roasting other guys.

 

[reigning terroe]

They don't have to act hard or tough, they just have to be funny.

They need to know how to roast.

If I were to roast you, I would talk about how Diego gives you a Dirty Sanchez on the daily.

It is hilarious and factual.

It works

You probably tell people you bang their moms on Xbox live because you’re a child and think a dirty sanchez is hilarious now go to bed before I roll over and tell your mom you’re being a shit head

 

[ShreddinMMA]

If Jacare was more marketable, he would be given more opportunities.

Let's get back on topic here. Fighters need to be able to roast other guys like I spitroasted YOU.

You may as well say that for the entirety of the MW division currently.

You also have a weird sense of promotion. You clearly are from the Dana White era of how things are done.

 

[galleryy]

You may as well say that for the entirety of the MW division currently.

You also have a weird sense of promotion. You clearly are from the Dana White era of how things are done.

Your accessment is correct.

 

[galleryy]

You probably tell people you bang their moms on Xbox live because you’re a child and think a dirty sanchez is hilarious now go to bed before I roll over and tell your mom you’re being a shit head

simmer down

 

[campbecc]

Exactly,

But they were given multiple multiple opportunities despite losing. Frankie doesn't shittalk, but he doesn't have to because he is already being pushed. Guys who have no name need to start roasting other guys.

Chael was lucky because Anderson had cleaned out the division. Then he was the first person in years to make Anderson look mortal and that made him famous.

Did Kenny Florian really talk shit? I think he was just famous from getting in on the early ultimate fighter.

 

[reigning terroe]

If Jacare was more marketable, he would be given more opportunities.

Let's get back on topic here. Fighters need to be able to roast other guys like I spitroasted YOU.

You roasted nothing and if I wanted my comeback I’d scrape it out of the back of your mom’s throat. You have a pair of lips as your picture which is fitting because the only thing your mouth is going to be good for is sucking dick in truck stop bathrooms.

 

[galleryy]

You roasted nothing and if I wanted my comeback I’d scrape it out of the back of your mom’s throat. You have a pair of lips as your picture which is fitting because the only thing your mouth is going to be good for is sucking dick in truck stop bathrooms.

Congratulations, you, me and millions of people around this world has also enjoyed the wonderful comedy of Sir JIMMY CARR. Come on son, that cum joke is a classic. YOU COPY CAT. Wrip off artist. You joke stealer.

You got so roasted, Robert Downey Junior used your burnt ashes for his black face for the new tropic thunder sequel.

 

[reigning terroe]

Exactly,

But they were given multiple multiple opportunities despite losing. Frankie doesn't shittalk, but he doesn't have to because he is already being pushed. Guys who have no name need to start roasting other guys.

Or Frankie hasn’t lost in a non title fight in years, Florian was a highly ranked LW dropped weight won a fight and got a title shot because FW was a new weight class in the UFC and Florian was well known probably because he looked like a world class Yugi-OH player. Chael earned both shots at Anderson and lucked out by willing to step in on short notice to fight Jones, jones declined and the ufc was in need of compelling TV so they made them coaches on TUF. That was more to do with LHW being cleaned out by Jones at that point and the UFC was pissed at Dan Henderson for pulling out. A lot of it has to do with champions picking their opponents and picking easier fights. Fighters that run talk shit but won’t be champs are picked all the time by champions because they’ll get people to tune in to watch them get slaughtered. Eddie thought Conor was his easiest fight and would net him the most money he was mistaken. Conor accepted Diaz on short notice for the same reason. Talking gets you into big fights but not because we care about it, the UFC agrees to what the champs want for the most part and champs think we wanna see it. We aren’t gonna watch Woodley vs Covington yawn, we all knew Chael was boring but watched him vs Silva and Jones because we wanted to see him get starched.

 

[reigning terroe]

Congratulations, you, me and millions of people around this world has also enjoyed the wonderful comedy of Sir JIMMY CARR. Come on son, that cum joke is a classic. YOU COPY CAT. Wrip off artist. You joke stealer.

You got so roasted, Robert Downey Junior used your burnt ashes for his black face for the new tropic thunder sequel.

You think jimmy Carr came up with that? The joke was around back when I was in high school in 2006, jimmy Carr steals almost all of his material and that’s what fighters do to. Rewind the attitude before I fast forward your ass whooping. I suppose I should call you out for being so brilliant to come up with Dirty Sanchez for Diego Sanchez, congratulations you know jokes my 7 year old son does.

 

[galleryy]

Or Frankie hasn’t lost in a non title fight in years, Florian was a highly ranked LW dropped weight won a fight and got a title shot because FW was a new weight class in the UFC and Florian was well known probably because he looked like a world class Yugi-OH player. Chael earned both shots at Anderson and lucked out by willing to step in on short notice to fight Jones, jones declined and the ufc was in need of compelling TV so they made them coaches on TUF. That was more to do with LHW being cleaned out by Jones at that point and the UFC was pissed at Dan Henderson for pulling out. A lot of it has to do with champions picking their opponents and picking easier fights. Fighters that run talk shit but won’t be champs are picked all the time by champions because they’ll get people to tune in to watch them get slaughtered. Eddie thought Conor was his easiest fight and would net him the most money he was mistaken. Conor accepted Diaz on short notice for the same reason. Talking gets you into big fights but not because we care about it, the UFC agrees to what the champs want for the most part and champs think we wanna see it. We aren’t gonna watch Woodley vs Covington yawn, we all knew Chael was boring but watched him vs Silva and Jones because we wanted to see him get starched.

You were so busy stealing other people's jokes, yet you were never able to steal any "likes" or any approval from your fellow sherdog users.

1 like = 1 prayer for reigning terroe.

I am going to give you a like on this comment, maybe just maybe you can stop stealing other people's jokes.

 

[reigning terroe]

You were so busy stealing other people's jokes, yet you were never able to steal any "likes" or any approval from your fellow sherdog users.

1 like = 1 prayer for reigning terroe.

I am going to give you a like on this comment, maybe just maybe you can stop stealing other people's jokes.

Likes are for beta’s who need recognition to feel good.

 

[galleryy]

Likes are for beta’s who need recognition to feel good.

By the time Robert and I are done spit roasting you, You're going to be like Diego Sanchez screaming "Yes, yes, yes."

I'm sure you feel better after my "like" then

 

[reigning terroe]

You were so busy stealing other people's jokes, yet you were never able to steal any "likes" or any approval from your fellow sherdog users.

1 like = 1 prayer for reigning terroe.

I am going to give you a like on this comment, maybe just maybe you can stop stealing other people's jokes.

I’ll admit I’ve heard that joke before and have kept it in my head with others to be quick on the mic however I would never steal anything from a dude who got roasted by fuckin Ross from friends in a rap battle. Jimmy Carr is a dork, Bill burr and Chris porter are up my alley.

 

[galleryy]

I’ll admit I’ve heard that joke before and have kept it in my head with others to be quick on the mic however I would never steal anything from a dude who got roasted by fuckin Ross from friends in a rap battle. Jimmy Carr is a dork, Bill burr and Chris porter are up my alley.

Well it's been fun shit talking with you. I'll see you around dude. It was a good back and forth. lol. What can I say, I love being an asshat in my freetime.

 

[reigning terroe]

Well it's been fun shit talking with you. I'll see you around dude. It was a good back and forth. lol. What can I say, I love being an asshat in my freetime.

https://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-comebacks.html

Here you go bro it’s a yo momma joke from 2007 before your boy jimmy Carr ever used it, I just so happened to change the words to exactly what jimmy said.

Seriously watch other comedians that guy is not original, hard to watch someone spit out one liners I’ve read on the internet several years before he says it. But no one calls him out

 

[reigning terroe]

By the time Robert and I are done spit roasting you, You're going to be like Diego Sanchez screaming "Yes, yes, yes."

I'm sure you feel better after my "like" then

Who the fuck is Robert