Fighters in prime VS two silverbacks

[muaymilk]

Lidell, lesnar, griffin, bonnar, silva, wonderboy, lawler, mcgregor, fedor, royce, tyson, ali, cain, dos santos, hunt, pat mil, struve, and cyborg, in their respective prime, well nourished and hydrated, juiced to the brim as an extra weapon instead of knives/swords/spears, full of adrenaline because their kids will be simultaneously fed to tigers if they lose - vs two sexually deprived pissed off male silverbacks in the same situation with their young, mouths are clamped to where they cannot bite and they have on 50oz 80s style thumbless new york boxing gloves.

Go

 

[Polish Machine]

Lame

 

[John Wang]

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

is it the male or female cyborg? that could sway my decision

 

[SwamiLeoni]

Give me a Warrior & Savage tag team and you can keep your MMA fighters.

 

[choke you]

Why does everyone want to fight apes all of a sudden?

 

[USA!USA!]

Heart says fighters find a way to get it done with some casualties along the way.

Head says silverbacks rip them to pieces one by one.

 

[Swampy]

If this were to actually happen, we all win!

 

[SammyPops]

wtf is up with all these gorilla/chimp fighting threads? did I miss a memo or something, like is this a "I meet BJ Penn at the airport" or something?

 

[MacDuffle]

I'M WEAK

 

[NHB7]

Silverbacks rip off gloves and mouth clamps and start ripping off testicles, arms and faces and biting straight through bones. Fighters huddle in a corner in submissive position after seeing a few fighters get absolutely mauled and the silverbacks start picking through their hair because they are the gorillas bitches now.

 

[TrainInVain]

What is the source on this lol

 

[John Wang]

What is the source on this lol

Not really sure lol. I've seen it posted on other forums a lot lately

 

[TrainInVain]

Not really sure lol. I've seen it posted on other forums a lot lately

Well I'm glad you posted it here. Its funny on so many levels.

 

[Swampy]

wtf is up with all these gorilla/chimp fighting threads? did I miss a memo or something, like is this a "I meet BJ Penn at the airport" or something?

Are you giving this thread the high hat?!

 

[SammyPops]

Are you giving this thread the high hat?!

damn straight ..... because its about ethics!

 

[45ACP]

You decided to make a completely ridiculous hypothetical silverback vs X thread and this is the best you could come up with?

I am disappoint does not even begin to describe my feelings.

EDIT: now I'm tempted to make one of my own just to show you how imagination is supposed to work.

EDIT EDIT:
In any case I'd pay good money to see McG try to panic wrestle a gorilla.

 

[Iroh]

How about one sex deprived Silverback with a genetically engineered 20 inch long 8 inch circumference wang vs TS tired, nekkid and afraid?

 

[Damien Karras]

vs two sexually deprived pissed off male silverbacks
Go

You want them to have sex with the gorillas?

 

[Damien Karras]

vs two sexually deprived pissed off male silverbacks
Go

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