I think I was being pretty reasonable in my expectations. I wasn't asking for much, just:
1) Otherwise completely isolated and tropical. No other people that aren't fight related.
2) Impossible to find without some mysterious numbers like in Lost.
3) A small army of martial artists training under Dana White, they MUST ALL HAVE MATCHING UNIFORMS.
4) To the death fights especially those that showcase Dana's huge new #2-style henchman.
5) All fighters and crew brought in on a Mortal Kombat style dragon-boat.
6) Certain fighters enhanced with elemental attacks like frost and fire.
7) Higher stakes than a normal fight card so maybe structured in a way where the heroes of light face the forces of darkness and if they lose Outland claims our realm for an interdimensional emperor or something...just brainstorming here...
8) Dana White himself fights at the end and for some reason he is better than all his underlings. Falls into a spike pit at the end.
I don't think any of that is unreasonable, make it happen Dana!