Locked FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 Thread v3: IT'S CALLED SOCCER Edition

[idrankyourbeer]

the crowd is loud for this one but i'm glad they seemed to have left their stupid horns and whistles at home.

 

[Carl Drogo]

hoo lawd slept in past kick off
I'm here now to do my patriotic duty of rooting for team freedom

Take a drink of coffee when Dest is on the ball, he'll have lost it by the time you look back up and you'll have saved yourself the blood pressure spike

 

[Carl Drogo]

Dest is a god damn DOUBLE AGENT raised in the Neatherregions

 

[Chules]

Pulisic is so bad

 

[Dr J]

beautiful assist by my black guy in the orange shirt and green shoes. but ive still got a feeling about this guy. i dont think he's going to stop at just one beautiful assist. he's gonna score a goal and then get in a fight for the gordie howe hat trick

The whole tournament? Blind’s started every game, no?

 

[helax]

sit your bum ass down and kneel for your orange superiors

Can’t be the best at everything. Your poverty country will be bounced soon anyway lol don’t get too pumped

 

[Revolver]

Put in Reyna

 

[CubicleGangster]

Take a drink of coffee when Dest is on the ball, he'll have lost it by the time you look back up and you'll have saved yourself the blood pressure spike

I appreciate the advice but I polished off a full pot of coffee and whiskey last night
paying the price for that this morning

 

[CubicleGangster]

Put in Reyna

they need to give the people what they want and the people want Reyna

 

[idrankyourbeer]

The whole tournament? Blind’s started every game, no?

i have no idea. this is the first time ive ever watched the netherlands play soccer

 

[Michael_Kind]

We(us) are trash in the red zone.

I know it's not called red zone in soccer but I don't know what it's called so its getting called what it's called in football.

 

[Revolver]

Can’t wait until they put in some can like Morris over Reyna again.

 

[Nameless King]

US with home team advantage. Been in middle east for so long...

 

[Revolver]

It’s obvious they need some “it’s called soccer” chants to get going.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Why is our midfield 3 standing on the fucking touchlines when we've got the ball? Berhaulter knows fuck all about the beautiful game.

 

[Dr J]

sit your bum ass down and kneel for your orange superiors

Getting this excited over a goal against the run of play against our baseball rejects.

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Can’t be the best at everything. Your poverty country will be bounced soon anyway lol don’t get too pumped

you talk a lot of shit about poverty in other countries while your greatest cities are now basically dumpster fire homeless shelters lmfao

 

[TuBB]

We(us) are trash in the red zone.

I know it's not called red zone in soccer but I don't know what it's called so its getting called what it's called in football.

Their length is affecting that. Need to sneak one in.

 

[helax]

you talk a lot of shit about poverty in other countries while your greatest cities are now basically dumpster fire homeless shelters lmfao

 

[Carl Drogo]

This is fine, at least we bitch slapped Wales and Iran

@EOW @Arqueto