Hi, boyz and ghouls... I'm feeling a little down today*...I could sure use some cheering up from some of you clever, quick-witted sons of guns...any jokes, sarcasm, random silliness will be greatly appreciated. (*this is false...I feel great, but want to keep the ball rolling!)
If you want to feel good, you should listen to the enlightening thoughts of @Scyther. He can tell you about the Illuminati, the flat earth, how NASA is a hoax, how card games predicted the future, the truth about Bill Cosby, and the truth about the Holocaust. Feel better now?