Feeling Down...Need Cheering...

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  1. RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    Hi, boyz and ghouls...

    I'm feeling a little down today*...I could sure use some cheering up from some of you clever, quick-witted sons of guns...any jokes, sarcasm, random silliness will be greatly appreciated.


















































    (*this is false...I feel great, but want to keep the ball rolling!)
     
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    If you want to feel good, you should listen to the enlightening thoughts of @Scyther. He can tell you about the Illuminati, the flat earth, how NASA is a hoax, how card games predicted the future, the truth about Bill Cosby, and the truth about the Holocaust. Feel better now?
     
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    Feeling down? Put one of these in your mouth:

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    Always cheers you up.
     
  4. RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    Why's it wearing a gold shiedl!?
     
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    No way that dude's denying the Holocaust!?
     
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    It's a Lannister dick
     
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    Humans failing always cheers me up.

     
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    This is also highly entertaining.

     
  10. RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    That was legit, thanks!
     
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    You don't need fails and booty shaking.

    What's green and sits in the corner?

    A naughty frog.
















    I lied.

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