Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[Deleted member 460645]

Jerry and george had the best banter:

All pissed because they can't jerk off xD

 

[Henry Swanson]

That hotdog’s been here since the silent era. You’d have to be insane to eat it.

Mmmm. That’s delicisous. It’s a perfectly sane food to eat....*chokes*

 

[Henry Swanson]

Christ. I could barely keep it together while posting the hotdog scene.

 

[marioh]

This thread is gold, gold !

 

[GeorgeO]

This thread is sponge worthy!

 

[DW=HERO]

World's Are Colliding

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Christ. I could barely keep it together while posting the hotdog scene.

 

[Kirin]

 

[therealdope]

Smug George is Thug George. THE M00PS!

Yes - LOL!!

 

[HomerThompson]

"What's the deal with airline peanuts"...

*Disc Golf disc spinning*

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Gimme that rye ya old bag!

 

[Redhawks100]

When the yogurt owner’s kid starts ripping the tape out of Jerry’s cassette

“What the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit?!”

 

[Deleted member 460645]

"I don't want to be Switzerland!"
"Ukraine is game to you!?"

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Frankly that sounds made up

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

George Costanza

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've met"

"I'm cartwright"

"Elaine, bald men, with no jobs and no money; who live with their parents don't approach women."

"I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution."

"Amazing! I drive them to lesbianism. He brings them back."

 

[minute bull]

STELLLLUUUUHHHHHHH



Mrs. Seinfeld! Would you PLEASE turn on the air conditioner?!

......You're hot?

 

[ScarHead]

"A festivus for the rest of us"

"I got alot of grievances with you people and your going to hear about them"

"When i poke, you peek"

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you dont stare at it"

"Are you sponge worthy ?"

 

[TheNinja]

When the yogurt owner’s kid starts ripping the tape out of Jerry’s cassette

“What the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit?!”

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat *beep*!

 

[Kirin]

"I got alot of grievances with you people and your going to hear about them"

"Krueger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot babe...oh well, I lost my train of thought."

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you dont stare at it"

"What am I waiting to win an oscar here? This is all I have in life; it was great cleavage."

"It's why I poked."

"That's why I peeked."

 

[marioh]