George gets up to remove his pants, he looks over and sees Raymond rubbing his
hands with oil. Nervous, George pulls his pants down and climbs back on the
table. As soon as Raymond touches his leg, George becomes rigid with
discomfort.
Raymond: How did you hurt this?
George: I don't know.
Raymond: You don't know?
George: No.
Raymond: But you just told me--
George: Korea.
Raymond: You hurt it in Korea?
George: What?
Raymond: The hamstring.
George: Korea.
Raymond: How?
George: Hamstring.
Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring?
George: Hotel.
New scene.
Elaine is in the waiting room, George walks out very slowly, he appears
positively shell-shocked.
Elaine: How'd it go? George?
George walks right out the door, ignoring Elaine.
New scene.
Jerry's apartment, Jerry is on the phone.
Jerry: No appointments at all? Because my neck is still tight. What about
Thursday? And Friday? Oh boy. Okay, thanks anyway.
George enters acting nervous.
Jerry: What's with you?
George: A...
Jerry: Yes, A...?
George: A man gave me...
Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...?
George: A man gave me... a massage.
Jerry: So?
George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...
Jerry: He was what?!
George: He was... touching and rubbing.
Jerry: That's a massage.
George: And then I took my pants off.
Jerry: You took your pants off?
George: For my hamstring.
Jerry: Oh.
George: He got about two inches from... there.
Jerry: Really?
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.