Fat lady just caused a crash and kept eating her food haha wtf?

[Intermission]

I’m a vegetarian, everybody knows this because vegetarians make it known. Duh.

It's not like there exists vegetarian meat that I've eaten with a girl.

 

[William Huggins]

People that eat in their cars are gross. I bet her steering wheel smells like a deep fryer.

On the plus side, her fat fingers really do slid easy across the surface........ And if she's out of food in traffic then she can suck and lick it........just to keep the cravings down......

 

[ramsiN]

food always comes first, always, for fat people.

source : I was a fat ass my entire child hood.

 

[zapataxiv]

probably popeyes. it'd have to be an obscene wreck to get me put down a piece of their particular divinity

on the other hand, 11 herbs and spices, seems like a shame to waste it.

 

[ezikel315]

Yeah, fat people love junk food. It’s insane.
I appreciate a Jumbo Jack with cheese once in a while. But fat people eat like shit every day. I couldn’t even do that if I tried.
I can’t understand why you would want to feel like shit all the time.

It's an addiction. Just like any addiction, it overrides rational thinking.

I used to be fat as a kid and remember eating so much that I couldn't move and having to sit on the shitter for god knows how long afterwards. It was a regular occurrence and I kinda thought that's just how things are supposed to be. Now I eat two slices of costco pizza and feel disgusted with myself.

 

[Madmick]

People that eat in their cars are gross.

I wish more people were this enlightened.

 

[freakroor]

sounds like a product of the american education system

 

[ga_ninja]

This fkn fat sloppy bitch was in her car eating fried chicken I think KFC or Popeyes and wasn't holding the steering wheel properly so she makes a turn and collides with another vehicle
So they pull over to exchange info and the fatass bitch couldn't even put the food down and steps out with a piece of fried chicken still in her hand
They're sitting there blaming each other and she's eating her chicken the whe fkn time like nothing else matters wtf

This has to be worse than cell phone driving

Sounds like my soul mate why waste a perfectly good piece of fresh chicken cold chicken sucks. Prolly had chicken grease on the steering wheel which contributed to the accident so I say KFC is definitely at fault.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

It's an addiction. Just like any addiction, it overrides rational thinking.

I used to be fat as a kid and remember eating so much that I couldn't move and having to sit on the shitter for god knows how long afterwards. It was a regular occurrence and I kinda thought that's just how things are supposed to be. Now I eat two slices of costco pizza and feel disgusted with myself.

I’ve just never eaten like that. Once in a while I’ll go nuts on some pizza or fast food, but only when I’m really hungry. But I always feel pretty terrible for a while after.

I guess I just never enjoyed eating as much as I enjoy doing everything I do when I’m not eating.

 

[ezikel315]

I’ve just never eaten like that. Once in a while I’ll go nuts on some pizza or fast food, but only when I’m really hungry. But I always feel pretty terrible for a while after.

I guess I just never enjoyed eating as much as I enjoy doing everything I do when I’m not eating.

I didn't have the best environment growing up so it was my coping mechanism. I'd just shut out the world and eat and play video games/watch tv. I stopped eating as much and started eating healthier when I replaced them with other addictions or stuff to do like working out and having a social life.

I'm guessing most obscenely fat people aren't the most mentally healthy people either. It'd be difficult to have an active social life and be engaged in activities if you're spending so much time sitting down and stuffing your face.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I didn't have the best environment growing up so it was my coping mechanism. I'd just shut out the world and eat and play video games/watch tv. I stopped eating as much and started eating healthier when I replaced them with other addictions or stuff to do like working out and having a social life.

I'm guessing most obscenely fat people aren't the most mentally healthy people either. It'd be difficult to have an active social life and be engaged in activities if you're spending so much time sitting down and stuffing your face.

Agreed. Though I do know some fat people who are totally well adjusted. I think finding and eating food is just their hobby.
But I’ve just always been the type of person who would rather have strawberries than strawberry candy.
My only weakness is ice cream. I can eat a whole carton without a second thought.

 

[Zyklon R]

Sounds like my soul mate why waste a perfectly good piece of fresh chicken cold chicken sucks. Prolly had chicken grease on the steering wheel which contributed to the accident so I say KFC is definitely at fault.

Yeah most likely she had a piece of chicken in one hand and her driving hand it looked she was trying to steer with just her thumb and index finger lol

 

[Warehouse]

People that eat in their cars are gross. I bet her steering wheel smells like a deep fryer.

My girlfriend demands that we eat in my car while we're on long road trips. I always object, because eating while driving distracts me too much and I like breaking up the monotony of sitting behind the steering wheel for so many long hours, plus I don't want to get the interior dirty. But no, she insists that we'd waste too much time sitting down to eat at restaurants like normal people do, and so I end up trying to drive while eating ribs or some other inconvenient food stuff. Luckily, it hasn't resulted in a crash yet.

 

[DanSavage]

 

[jeff7b9]

I’m a vegetarian, everybody knows this because vegetarians make it known. Duh.

Classic case of Schrodinger's Vegetarian.

If any vegetarian were to attempt to buck this tread they would need to out themselves to do so.