Social fap/nofap consequences

[HollaBack]

you guys are so funny coming up with these questions

 

[CyberRubberDuck]

Post nut clarity, sure.

But that's not what that scene was about.

That was flogging the dolphin before a hot date, so you're not going in with a loaded gun ie gonna shoot your load too quickly if you score that night.

Incorrect sir. And I've only ever seen the movie once, so maybe you misunderstood the scene and what it was about.


Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Ted: Cause I'm tired...

Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

So there.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

There's no clinical evidence that backs up any of these claims about the benefits of nofap. Therefore, logic tells me that all the guys who are claiming these benefits are experiencing the placebo effect. They've bought into the practice so completely that their brains are telling them that it works. The mind is a very powerful thing & it can be convinced of a lot of things if the belief is strong enough.

But whatever, if some folks need to adhere to the nofap lifestyle in order to feel better about themselves then more power to 'em. It seems to be a harmless practice. Although, to be honest, I think the vast majority of the individuals who do the nofap thing just have some minor hang-ups & guilt about the act of masturbation.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I used to think that as well. But now I'm on day 72 and I've seen amazing benefits. Just yesterday, As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

Started epically but derailed at the light years and galaxy and etc.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

This nofap thing is so bizarre. And gay. Guys talking to eachother about how they jerk off.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

By Day 3, I'm distracted and have trouble concentrating.