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f me i just got arrested

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Fuck me I can't believe what just happened. I go in to subway im buying a sub and a cop walks in.

He walks up to the counter to take his order and 2 bags of weed just fall out of my pocket on the floor.

He arrested me and I have a court date in march.

I'm fucked I'm gonna lose my job my life is over
 
Daaaamnn, if only you could sedate your love for 12-inchers.

Sorry brah, were you getting your wallet out or something?
How did the bags fall out of your pocket?
 
Did you get to keep the weed?
 
I hope they lock you up and prevent you from starting any more threads.
 
Why did you have weed in your pocket? Keep that stuff at home dude.
 
Damn, dude, did you have like 3 ounces of weed on you? Isn't it just a misdemeanor in most cases to be in possession of weed?
 
This is exactly why I never eat at Subway. Quiznos ftw
 
TS, I'm sure this seems terrible right now, but don't overreact and make it worse. If this is your first offense it's likely they will plead you down to something harmless and you'll be good to go.
 
If you are not kidding how much weed? And what City?
 
Fuck me I can't believe what just happened. I go in to subway im buying a sub and a cop walks in.

He walks up to the counter to take his order and 2 bags of weed just fall out of my pocket on the floor.

He arrested me and I have a court date in march.

I'm fucked I'm gonna lose my job my life is over

Whats your job? do you sell weed or sommink?

Unlucky brosef, you know your gonna get searched now every time a cop walks past you or see's you in a car.
 
Does smoking pot make you stupid or do stupid people smoke pot?
 
Dude I work in a courthouse I'm done. They found about 1g of weed and about an ounce of already vaporized brown weed
 
Make sure you've got someone who ranks you who doesn't care and will give you a good reference, leave before you're let go and find work in another field. You're not gonna do any time, but you're probably done smoking pot for a year or so (drug testing), and very few jobs would reject a qualified candidate over a misdemeanor possession charge.
 
I wouldn't say it's the end of your life man, definitely a red flag for a while but not the end. I would just say next time keep the weed at home. I got popped for weed years ago in Los Angeles, five years later I got hired by the fire department. While I did get grilled hard during the background check, I was honest and had made my self as valuable as possible with degrees and training that they didn't kill me for the weed.
 
2 bags of weed "just fell out" of your pocket??

not trying to be mean, but you are on a whole different level of stupid.
 
Does smoking pot make you stupid or do stupid people smoke pot?

smoking pot makes you stupid.

i used to be a heavy smoker, and i have essentially stopped. i will admit that there are a few times when i'll sneak in a hit when i'm out at the bars (this is in san francisco...very common).
 
I hope they lock you up and prevent you from starting any more threads.

If only this were true.

brat used to post from prison all the time though.

Then there's Nicky Hollywood, who got community service and would start threads about the shit he found working at goodwill.
 
you should have keistered that man,lesson learned
 

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