Extraterrestrial Zoo

[RetiredSlave]

Since I often start threadazes inspired by other ones here is a fusion of a few other ones.

Youre abducted by some aliens who want to make a human exhibit in their alien lifeforms section. They dont consult with you what it should be yet still have a desire to observe the homo sapien in as natural a state of being as possible. What in the world is this like?

 

[sh1tehawke]

i would spend my time swinging in a tyre, masturbating and throwing my shit at the visitors.

wouldn't be too bad imo.

 

[Clippy]

This was the pilot episode of Star Trek, wasn't it?

 

[RetiredSlave]

This was the pilot episode of Star Trek, wasn't it?

Shatners? I dunno.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

i would spend my time swinging in a tyre, masturbating and throwing my shit at the visitors.

wouldn't be too bad imo.

came to say this

 

[Clippy]

Shatners? I dunno.

The episode before Shatner with Captain Pike

 

[FadeLess]

According to the sumerians something like that happened long long time ago

 

[Dober4]

Would depend on the country and culture they take the person from.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Maybe that is exactly what's going on right now and planet Earth is just a zoo made by Aliens

 

[BearGrounds]

I'd hope for one to fall into my enclosure, so that I could strangle it to death with my bare hands, while the others watched in horror.

"But man, that selfish and heartless creature, misuses this quality of the brute to be more content than we are with mere existence, and often works it to such an extent that he allows the brute absolutely nothing more than mere, bare life. The bird which was made so that it might rove over half of the world, he shuts up into the space of a cubic foot, there to die a slow death in longing and crying for freedom; for in a cage it does not sing for the pleasure of it. And when I see how man misuses the dog, his best friend; how he ties up this intelligent animal with a chain, I feel the deepest sympathy with the brute and burning indignation against its master."

 

[5crew]

that is exactly what's going on right now and planet Earth is just a zoo made by Aliens

Fixed

 

[Bacco]

Since I often start threadazes inspired by other ones here is a fusion of a few other ones.

Youre abducted by some aliens who want to make a human exhibit in their alien lifeforms section. They dont consult with you what it should be yet still have a desire to observe the homo sapien in as natural a state of being as possible. What in the world is this like?

Will convince them to abduct Irina Shayk too

and to build my cage as the average human house

 

[lakersfan45]

This is an are you afraid of the dark episode.

 

[RetiredSlave]

The episode before Shatner with Captain Pike

Never knew, sounds interesting though. Of course the idea is far from novel, I believe its been floating around the ether in various forms for quite a while. Im not sure where I originally heard of it but it definitely wasnt from Star Trek.

 

[RetiredSlave]

This is an are you afraid of the dark episode.

What happened?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Since I often start threadazes inspired by other ones here is a fusion of a few other ones.

Youre abducted by some aliens who want to make a human exhibit in their alien lifeforms section. They dont consult with you what it should be yet still have a desire to observe the homo sapien in as natural a state of being as possible. What in the world is this like?

If they abduct me?

They'll think humans need to play the electric guitar. They'll think the flowering tops of the cannabis plant is a necessity.
They'll think the roasted beans from a certain bush are an essential basis for a beverage and be confused as to its seemingly weighty importance.

And they'll know humans love Astronomy.

I hope the passers-by don't pound on the windows, that's annoying

 

[NHB7]

I guess I'd tell them to abduct about 100 people and give each an IPhone and have them walk around aimlessly never looking up from their IPhones. Put obstacles in their cage like fountains and stairs just for hilarity sake.

 

[lakersfan45]

What happened?

I think the deaf black girl is able to escape due to being deaf. The aliens used alarms to keep the humans in but this chick was like hah I can't hear u stupid idiot aliens. She also saved a white boy that was spitting insults at her earlier .... For being deaf

There was a weird twist at the end I don't remember. I think the aliens could just abduct her again at will if they wanted.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

3 titted chick from total recall

 

[Me]

According to the sumerians something like that happened long long time ago

When Nibiru finally swings through, it will be an alien zoo.