Everyone has a lifted Truck..

[DevilsLettuce]

A 98 Ranger with 14" wheels

I bet you have a real big dick tho.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I bet you have a real big dick tho.

no my truck is just normal. i love it tho. never breaks down on me.

my dick is just normal too. I love it tho. never breaks down on me.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

no my truck is just normal. i love it tho. never breaks down on me.

my dick is just normal too. I love it tho. never breaks down on me.

You really don't want to break your dick.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

You really don't want to break your dick.

Lol. What the fuck. Dude's a trooper. I've always love Rodman and his crazy antics.

I never broke my dick, but goddamn, I've bent it at an odd angle numerous times when I got too overzealous with the thrusting.

 

[Scerpi]

they're all over the damn place here in the dirty south

whenever one pulls up behind me I automatically assume the driver is somebody I want to punch in the face

Wow... Who's the a-hole here?

Surprised you haven't moved to Colorado and started driving a Subaru hatchback yet.

You'd fit right with all the others who flooded Colorado in the late 90's/early 2000's with that judgey attitude.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Lol. What the fuck. Dude's a trooper. I've always love Rodman and his crazy antics.

I never broke my dick, but goddamn, I've bent it at an odd angle numerous times when I got too overzealous with the thrusting.

You've now been warned!

 

[Exi]

So these days in my area it's become an absolute rarity to find a truck that is not lifted. The only non-lifted trucks I ever see are owned my older men who could care less about trying to look cool. So if you own a truck and it's lifted and you never take it off road to the dunes, rock-climbing, trails etc.. what is the point? Are you trying to fit in? Look cool? Compensate? I honestly want to know when this ridiculous trend is going to end.

Just make fun of them to there face, its what I do. Start off by saying, "you know what they say about guys with trucks like that?", don't forget to smirk. Everything else will solve itself from there.

 

[Fatchops]

Stock 2016 Tundra checking in

 

[bref]

Red Deer, Alberta, Canada is the land of lifted trucks and Metal Mulisha stickers. Of course, driven by bros with flat brim hats and shitty tattoos. And usually a dirt bike in the back that just stays there full time (just so you know). It's a shame there's such a high concentration of hot girls there.

 

[My name is]

Don't worry yourself with other people's business.... deep down you like the look don't lie

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Just make fun of them to there face, its what I do. Start off by saying, "you know what they say about guys with trucks like that?", don't forget to smirk. Everything else will solve itself from there.

Whenever people do that to me over my truck I just whip out my dick and smack em in the face with it.

 

[Exi]

I am out in BC Canada so there are allot of these useless lifted poser trucks everywhere. This is coming from a guy that has had up to 6 trucks registered and on the road at a time. What I don't like is the predictability of the goof that pulls up in one to double park like an asshole and jump out like he is hot shit. I call them out on the spot, they never fuck around though for some reason. That should tell you something about their psychology.

 

[Gregolian]

Whenever people do that to me over my truck I just whip out my dick and smack em in the face with it.

I usually just laugh. People that think that way are usually poor anyways meaning the best they can afford is an old beater and can barely afford to pay for oil changes.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

I usually just laugh. People that think that way are usually poor anyways meaning the best they can afford is an old beater and can barely afford to pay for oil changes.

Poor people disgust me.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

I usually just laugh. People that think that way are usually poor anyways meaning the best they can afford is an old beater and can barely afford to pay for oil changes.

Yeah, who the fuck cares what other guys are driving? Seems pretty sad to get worked up over something like that.

 

[Gregolian]

Poor people disgust me.

You get one of three things when people try to make fun of you for having a slightly larger truck

1.) You're compensating (this is hilarious because they are usually a person driving some rice burner with an exhaust that sounds like it's farting)

2.) You're wasting your money (go back to the person in the beater that can't afford an oil change)

3.) You're a racist (I'm half Japanese and Mexicans think I am a Native, Natives think I am Mexican, and white people think I'm Samoan... so... yeah).

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Come to Texas.

 

[Exi]

Whenever people do that to me over my truck I just whip out my dick and smack em in the face with it.

I had a couple of lifted beasts in my time, but they were about work and 4x4 off roading and I didn't care about the paint to much, but each to there own really. The one had a glossy fire engine red paint job with chrome everywhere and side wall tread tires etc... Man did I look like a dick smack driving that machine. It was pure ego. Attracted allot of mid-level 8/10 sluts though.

 

[Scerpi]

I usually just laugh. People that think that way are usually poor anyways meaning the best they can afford is an old beater and can barely afford to pay for oil changes.

Well, I've noticed here in the South that the jacked up trucks people drive are worth more than the home (trailer) they live in... Especially in Louisiana.

But if that is what makes them happy and that's how they want to live, then more power to them. I drive a boring white stock Chevy 1500 for work.

My jeep is another story though.

I have to admit, it's fucking crazy what's happened to the Jeep market in the last 15 years. It's mind blowing how expensive they have gotten. If I tried to buy my current jeep brand new and purchase all the after market add ons, I'm thinking it would set me back $50K-$60K+ now.

Who are these people paying this much?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Some guys just like the way it looks.

I've got a 2007 Dodge Ram 1500. It seems like it sits very high stock. I like being up high and I really do like the way it looks. I like the big tires that came with it too. I don't offroad it unless I'm picking up logs, cleaning up branches and hauling them to another location

Who would have thought that you would have a lifted truck?


Everybody.