Everybody's girlfriend can't be hot so....

[Tebowned]

I used to have very high standards and would never get laid. I turned it down a notch and I was hugh hefner with boise dimes.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I actually encourage some things that others would "let slide." A big schnoz, big ears, acne scars, etc with a nice body mean a legitimate tiger in the sack, nine times out of ten.

that's been my experience.. not that I went after that I just noticed if I did find my self in the situation most of them have been screaming tigreys

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Big noses are tough. This girl I used to work with was really attractive to me but had a huge nose. She was barely very attractive. Like on the borderline ugly/hot because of it.

I can't do facial hair or fat rolls. Or weird looking vaginas.

GTFO!!

 

[BEER]

I'll let pretty much anything slide as long as it's not excessive.

Chubby? Cool. Fat? Absolutely not.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

I honestly am a fan of what you would call a "roman nose". I like a little bit of arch in the schnoz.

What I can't do? Bad teeth......

Absolutely all this

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I used to have very high standards and would never get laid. I turned it down a notch and I was hugh hefner with boise dimes.

same thing here almost exactly

my boys where waylaying chicks I wouldn't touch but I was finding it frustrating an expensive to nail 9's and 10's. I dropped down to 6-8's and I didn't even have to go on a proper date anymore. then I became a sex addict because I was getting laid so much after going after the 1's through 3's one day I found my self laying next to a a queen latifah nell carter looking bird....that's when I had to admit I had a problem and needed help....... I had hit sexual rock bottom

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

I'll let pretty much anything slide as long as it's not excessive.

Chubby? Cool. Fat? Absolutely not.

Sounds made up. Either standards of "chubby" sounds like a War-Hog!

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

I used to have very high standards and would never get laid. I turned it down a notch and I was hugh hefner with boise dimes.

I have no experience with high standards.

6+ (cute) and I will smash. 7+(pretty) I rotate. 8+

Commitment @ 15/10 part my equal. Wait wut?

 

[BOWHUNTER]

I love a big nose. Its weird. If she has a bigger dick then me its a deal breaker

 

[My name is]

shitty teeth

 

[HomeRun916]

I don't mind a big nose.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I love a big nose. Its weird. If she has a bigger dick then me its a deal breaker

Macro clit is an actual medical condition. some women have been found in Africa with 10 inch clits

 

[DIABOLUS]

I wish I could lower my standards. Which is not to say I'm banging tens. I go through dry spells like a motherfucker and I'm in the middle of one right now. But I just can't fake being into someone that I'm not, then dealing with the consequences if and when they get attached.

Wat do, sherbros?

 

[kahiljabroni]

Flapjack tits...small and perky i like...but no flapjacks.

 

[Hogey]

Fucked up teeth is a no go, so are ugly tits and a fucked up beat up pussy. Also fat chicks.

 

[Kardashians]

lol, with girls i prolly have what other people call low standards x: scars, stretchmarks, cellulite, body hair, fat (and we can get into ssbbw territory here), etc, is all fine to me. might even be cool, bc i like scars n fat n sometimes stretchmarks are pretty cool. like those really deep ones and sometimes theyre purple or shiny . . . idk where i draw the line honestly.

men im a bit fussier with. tho in the end if you dont look *that* bad i wont mind, bc im more in for a dude with a personality thats worth a shit. so i guess i give everyone a chance. meh.

(tho wont lie, once we get into personality ohhhh boys lmao shit gonna get tough there lol. very nitpicky i think but then i dont think it really is lol)

oh! bald or thinning hair, for men n women is a no for me. idky but im scared of hair n balding hair just really freaks me out xD very wack

 

[Loiosh]

It all feels the same in the dark

Fuck no it doesn't.

 

[TrippleOG]

I dumped a girl because she had an overbite and couldn't slurp me up properly.

 

[Loiosh]

Macro clit is an actual medical condition. some women have been found in Africa with 10 inch clits

And now I will never sleep again.

 

[hughesfan20]

After reading through this thread it made me realize I am way pickier than what I thought. Just to summarize it, the basic stuff already disclosed in this thread (hair, teeth, nails (I HATE long nails), body odor). Weight wise my philosophy is: the only place I want to see ribs is on my plate and if she's got more rolls than a bakery/more chins than a Chinese phone book I'm out.