Everybody's girlfriend can't be hot so....

Jack Handy jr

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What do you let slide as far as a chicks looks?

I know this is sherdog where we all girlfriend, and wife 10's. But if I can be serious for a minute. I rarely see guys with hot wives and most dudes I see with their girlfriends i'm like meh...... would. but I wouldn't put a whole lot of effort into getting it.

So what is an absolute deal breaker? for me it was this latina I dated(booty call really) back in the day.. Literally built like a damn hula dancer, great rack, long flowing black hair use to ride me like sea biscuit, and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. The problem.... her nose...

The thing was just huge. it was tragic to be honest. I knew she would have had cosmetic surgery to reduce the mass. but I had to think about any potential ninos I mean my big ass nose plus hers nah I couldn't do it esp to a daughter.

What I will let slide is a lil flab okay maybe a lot of what you white guys would call flab (I call thicknass). but I'm one half athletic explosive.

Lookin for honesty here boys lol
 
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she gets me an iPad
 
if i can look at her without naturally averting my eyes, i'm fine
 
If them elbows is a pointin' you best be avoidin'. That's my motto.
 
I'm equal opportunity: any female goes. God invented eyelids and imagination for a reason.
 
Most can just takes some exercise and dressing up, but for the honestly ugly ones their is always getting fat and getting a black guy.

Ugly face is a death sentence.
 
Unless we are talking about monsters i would let most things slide, except bad hygiene.
 
I actually encourage some things that others would "let slide." A big schnoz, big ears, acne scars, etc with a nice body mean a legitimate tiger in the sack, nine times out of ten.
 
If she's below a Boise dime then it is all over
 
Most dudes marry hogs; women that were hot and that spent best years skiing through dong. Hit late 20s and now it's a free for all pie eating contest.
 
I actually encourage some things that others would "let slide." A big schnoz, big ears, acne scars, etc with a nice body mean a legitimate tiger in the sack, nine times out of ten.

Is that your girlfriend or Edward James Olmos in a wig?
 
Big noses are tough. This girl I used to work with was really attractive to me but had a huge nose. She was barely very attractive. Like on the borderline ugly/hot because of it.

I can't do facial hair or fat rolls. Or weird looking vaginas.
 
What do you let slide as far as a chicks looks?

I know this is sherdog where we all girlfriend, and wife 10's. But if I can be serious for a minute. I rarely see guys with hot wives and most dudes I see with their girlfriends i'm like meh...... would. but I wouldn't put a whole lot of effort into getting it.

So what is an absolute deal breaker? for me it was this latina I dated(booty call really) back in the day.. Literally built like a damn hula dancer, great rack, long flowing black hair use to ride me like sea biscuit, and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. The problem.... her nose...

The thing was just huge. it was tragic to be honest. I knew she would have had cosmetic surgery to reduce the mass. but I had to think about any potential ninos I mean my big ass nose plus hers nah I couldn't do it esp to a daughter.

What I will let slide is a lil flab okay maybe a lot of what you white guys would call flab (I call thicknass). but I'm one half athletic explosive.
dad?
 
The face is the deal breaker for me. If I don't want to kiss you on the mouth I don't want to do anything else with you. I don't give a shit what kind of body you have.
 
I honestly am a fan of what you would call a "roman nose". I like a little bit of arch in the schnoz.
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What I can't do? Bad teeth......

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if she has a pulse it's all good

if she doesn't then it's still all good
 
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