Ever tried Kratom?

closequarters said:
Was about to order some off Amazon. Glad I read this thread first. Kratom claims a lot of effects but if it’s just a slight stimulant like a cup of coffee, I’ll just stick to a cup of coffee.

I don’t know why I trust Sherdogger reviews on shit more than anywhere else, but for some reason I do, lol.
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It is nothing like a cup of coffee. If that’s what you felt like after taking it, you did it wrong.

It doesn’t always work either. Some of it’s effectiveness depends on your diet.
 
evergreenrider said:
Does anybody else find it strange that once it's in the national press and getting attention that all of a sudden huge batches are coming in testing positive for salmonella?
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I hadn’t heard that. How much was affected?
 
Jack Reacheround said:
It is nothing like a cup of coffee. If that’s what you felt like after taking it, you did it wrong.

It doesn’t always work either. Some of it’s effectiveness depends on your diet.
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I compared the strengths of its effects to a coffee.

Kratom is a melow opiate high.. Like caffine is to stimulats. Its not going to satisfy your craving for an opiate rush or whatever
 
evergreenrider said:
Does anybody else find it strange that once it's in the national press and getting attention that all of a sudden huge batches are coming in testing positive for salmonella?
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Something like that definitely can and will happen. You have tens of thousands of hands handling packaging and selling the stuff and it's largely unregulated. It would happen with any product like this.

One thing I can say is I have used more kratom than 99.99999% of the planet and in all these years, I've only had 1 bath that was contaminated with something that made me sick. 1 product out of literally thousands.

The GOV wants this shit banned ASAP. It's to beneficial for the average person to get with out a prescription.
 
Lol at taking this snake oil.
 
PubliusVentidius said:
Update: since I wasn't feeling anything I took 3 full spoons of the stuff and still nothing but after 1 hour or so it gave me a horrible jittery feeling, shaky hands, palpitations, it was awful. Basicly I get nothing of the benefits and all of the side effects, down the drain it goes.
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I love these, when a first-timer goes full tilt and regrets :D I did this with two cans of Spike in 5 min when I was up all night years ago and learned my lesson lol.

Tried kratome (the maeng da strain) and it wasn't anything to write home about for me (I do have higher caffeine tolerance so it could be that). Wife swears by it, says it gives her nice sustained energy throughout the day. The key I think is mixing too, it's fucking revolting in any form outside a shake, at least to me. She eats it w peanut butter. Seems happy.
 
Tried red vein Borneo kratom about a month ago and did not like it. Felt like spacey caffeine but at the same time made me incredibly sluggish to the point where I got winded going upstairs...

Several hours after the effects were supposed to have worn off, I tried to go to sleep and had the craziest ADHD dreams/hallucinations/voices in my head ever. Had to take two of my ol' faithful (Ativan) to make it stop and get to sleep. Still felt slightly amped the next morning.
 
ens189 said:
Lol at taking this snake oil.
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The stuffs pretty awesome.

Its the perfect solution to the huge opiate problem we have, and theyre desperately trying to make it illegal


I actually emailed a local news station that did an incredibly bad segmant on the stuff. I really believe its a wonderful thing.

And i dont use it often at all.
 
CrimsonFan said:
I compared the strengths of its effects to a coffee.

Kratom is a melow opiate high.. Like caffine is to stimulats. Its not going to satisfy your craving for an opiate rush or whatever
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Yes, it is going to satisfy your craving for opiates. Unless you’re doing heroin. If it doesn’t, try a different strain.

I’ll take that shit before going to sleep and feel like i’m sleeping on clouds. It’s great. It feels every bit as good as if I had taken two norcos before going to bed.
 
Jack Reacheround said:
Yes, it is going to satisfy your craving for opiates. Unless you’re doing heroin. If it doesn’t, try a different strain.

I’ll take that shit before going to sleep and feel like i’m sleeping on clouds. It’s great. It feels every bit as good as if I had taken two norcos before going to bed.
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Well yea, ive done heroin so i guess my opinion doesnt count?


Ive also used kratom for many years now. I also compare weed to coffee. Compared to hard drugs i think its a fair comparison.
 
Jack Reacheround said:
Yes, it is going to satisfy your craving for opiates. Unless you’re doing heroin. If it doesn’t, try a different strain.

I’ll take that shit before going to sleep and feel like i’m sleeping on clouds. It’s great. It feels every bit as good as if I had taken two norcos before going to bed.
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I was just looking for pain relief but shit, I could user help with a night’s sleep as well. Do you mind sharing the strain/brand you use?
 
For those using it where is the best place to buy it?
 
Prime Rib said:
Cool I'll order some. Any tips on how to ingest it?
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Prime Rib said:
Cool I'll order some. Any tips on how to ingest it?
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I'd wash it down with water or juice on a empty stomach every morning.
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Average Dosage by Grams

Mild – 1 to 2 gramsModerate – 2-4.5 gramsHigh – 4.5 – 8 grams

Average Dosage by Teaspoon

Mild – .5 to .9 tspModerate – 1 to 2 tspHigh – 2 to 3.5 tsp

Also google the Kratom bible, it'll tell you everything you need to know.
 
ens189 said:
Lol at taking this snake oil.
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lol this snake oil has saved tens of thousands of opiate addicts lives

as someone that has OD'd and flatlined/died from opiates(before obviously being saved by doctors).... I dont like talking about kratom too much. I dont want to be taken away from the addicts that need it. But kratom is ANYTHING but snake oil. All I will say, is kratom is what keeps me away from the shit that will kill me and if you do you research and legitimately need kratom for something, it can be a lifesaver. My favorite substance in the world.
 
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