Ever Streaked?

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Any one of you out there done streaking?

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I'm a never nude.

But I'm a fat fuck and rocking the 6.34834924327cm's of fury.
 
Not intentionally. I dressed up one year in college as Jason Biggs humping a pie and went out with my junk in a pie tin. After a bunch of drinks the thing started slipping and sliding all over the place so a good 200 people got inadvertently flashed most of the night.
 
Proper streaking is done running backwards through a cornfield.
 
Its not worth what. You get nothing out of it except being banned from games.
 
My ex-gf, her daughter, and myself would often go skinny-dipping, it was great. Not the same as streaking of course.
 
Some are show-ers, some are growers.
And certainly not going in cold water nekkid.
 
Not with this little thing I’m working with, if I was endowed like a Peter North, I’d be streaking every day.
 
The things we used to do would now be considered indecent exposure and sexual assault lol. I had this girl I was buddies with in college in the dorm. She would get spooked from a movie and want to sleep with me (no sex), just wanted to feel safe. She did this 5-6 Times, I was a gentleman about it. So one day we are laying in bed and I’m buzzed, she tells me she would blow me if I walked down the hall into her suite and grab her pillow...totally naked. She had 3 roomies. I did with no shame...they were all up and cracking up, 2 smacked my butt. I got a very good bj that night, and banged her the following night. Casual sex in college was the best.
 
To be fair in that kind of context I'm sure nothing would happen the vast majority of the time, its not exactly flashing someone in the park. Certainly I remember a good deal of it in the late 90's/early 00's when I was at Uni in the UK, a Canadian girl turning up at a small house party I was at and for no apparent reason(I'm guessing some kind of dare) giving an impromptu(but very welcome) strip tease.
 
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I was in high school before wrestling practice we threw out a Freshman buck naked outside. There was the girls cross country team and cheerleaders that probably saw his dick. He had to run around the gym to come back in from another entrance.
 
No, I know how to properly clean windows.
 
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