Ever bring your own ingredients to a restaurant ?

[Mike]

It's as much effort as asking for extra napkins or a salt shaker

people these days

Spoiler

you're talking to yourself again bud

 

[Mike]

I don’t like it. Eat gross Little Caesar’s like the rest of us

I like the thin crust. And the extra most bestest. And the crazy bread. Oh and the deep dish!


And the wings

 

[Merlotte's]

Sounds like something a cannibal would do.

 

[Slobodan]

You know @Clippy I forgot to tell you about my local Caesar's Pizza.

There's only one in my area and it imo was better than Domino's or Pizza Hut but they got slapped with like 8 fines for health code violations so I'm not going back there anymore.

 

[Clippy]

You know @Clippy I forgot to tell you about my local Caesar's Pizza.

There's only one in my area and it imo was better than Domino's or Pizza Hut but they got slapped with like 8 fines for health code violations so I'm not going back there anymore.

Oh no - legit my wife heard from a coworker who's friends with a Caesars worker who said there is a rat problem there

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Why not just bring a turkey and ask em to throw it in the oven for a few hours?

 

[Clippy]

Why not just bring a turkey and ask em to throw it in the oven for a few hours?

You're being ridiculous

I'm asking a guy to take minimal effort and a ziplock bag I hand him and turn it upside-down on my pizza, not prepare a turkey for me

 

[Liquid Smoke]

You're being ridiculous

I'm asking a guy to take minimal effort and a ziplock bag I hand him and turn it upside-down on my pizza, not prepare a turkey for me

Cooking a turkey is actually not that much work, you just have to put it in.
It's not like I asked him to make me a fucking gravy.

 

[Clippy]

Cooking a turkey is actually not that much work, you just have to put it in.
It's not like I asked him to make me a fucking gravy.

You're really jonesing for Thanksgivin, huh

 

[Clippy]

Jokes on you Muricans, we get our Turkeys in October

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Or you could bring in a really smelly fish like a bluefish, preferably one that is still thrashing around.
Ask him to clean and fry it for you.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

You're really jonesing for Thanksgivin, huh

Damn right!

 

[Clippy]

Or you could bring in a really smelly fish like a bluefish, preferably one that is still thrashing around.
Ask him to clean and fry it for you.

I'm making a simple and reasonable request and you keep comparing it to unreasonable requests

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I'm making a simple and reasonable request and you keep comparing it to unreasonable requests

That's just how I roll man, now you get in there and ask him to cook that fish!

 

[Jake the Muss]

It's a liability issue. Some worker does you a favor, and you get sick. What was the cause, and who is at fault?

It's not worth the risk.

 

[bubbleboyjones]

You guys sound fat

Source: I'm fat

 

[ralphc1]

Oh no - legit my wife heard from a coworker who's friends with a Caesars worker who said there is a rat problem there

We once saw a guy behind a Chinese restaurant chasing a rat with a broom. We couldn't decide if he was trying to chase it away or back inside. A guy that worked in the building across the alley says that the local rendering company that picked up dead animals and food scraps to feed mink would use a lift gate to set barrels down but lift the barrels brought out of the restaurant onto the truck by hand.

 

[zapataxiv]

It's a liability issue. Some worker does you a favor, and you get sick. What was the cause, and who is at fault?

It's not worth the risk.

This you need a reason why they should take the risk.
Maybe come in wit a couple buddies of yours and stat the conversation with how it would be a shame if something unexpected like a fire happened at the shop. Then remind them of all the local shops that have already been burnt down and how it’s interesting none of them offered banana peppers.
You got to sell it right, you play good cop, your buddy bad cop. While your other friends go around disturbing the costumers in banal yet annoying ways.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

health department would seriously frown on that and if caught, the restaurant would get into trouble

 

[Clippy]

health department would seriously frown on that and if caught, the restaurant would get into trouble

What if I gave them a vacuum sealed pre-packaged pepper?