You're gonna piss off the billionaire bootlickers with that kind of talk.
Fuck em
I know it. It’s just that I am so fucking weird and lost at the same time. Like I said, I hate the filthy rich and their lives of oppulanxs and the stupid shit they spend their money on…I feel a story coming on- a short one. Anyway, we had been getting called to this one house several times/day for three days in a row. There are never calls in this neighborhood-first of all, it’s one of the most exclusive and expensive areas of my city and 2.. it’s on a very steep hill that keeps most people from walking up the hill on foot to cause trouble or steal from vehicles-in other words, no crime in other words. But this dickhead that lives in this one house keeps calling us to deal with his drunk gf who is a sloppy fucking drink. This would mark the almost the 10th time we got called there this week. We give her ride elsewhere and the calls stop for the night.
Well, the next afternoon they started up again. This time, she was really shitfaced and she tried to leave his house but ran into the neighbors’ stone masterpiece of a mail box and knocked all the brick work down. I wasn’t originally on the call, but I was ranking corporal on the shift which makes me the street supervisor absent any actual supervisor. I get up there and immediately hear raised voices. I walk into this mansion and I see two of my former partners handcuffing a woman who is sobbing and shaking uncontrollably and some douche bag is sitting on the couch and he yells “get your hands of of her you dirty n-word!” He directed this at my former partner, who is indeed, black. Catjust walked in and have no idea what’s going on so I tell the guy to shut up while o talk to the officers. They basically give the run down and tell me this guy had been a total prick. So I tell them to get her cuffed and go and I will deal with him bd. HWhile I am explaining to him the process with what’s going with her being arrested for dui 3rd offense-a felony. He laughs and says his $1000/day lawyer will make us look like the amateur wannabe cops that we are and that he is considering calling the city manager and either get us fired or demoted. At this point, he is in the kitchen making himself a martini and he makes it, he goes and sits on his couch and crosses his legs in just about the gayest way possible, which makes me notice the ankle monitor on his left foot. Then he says that the next the police come to his house they better have a warrant and they better send someone h
Who has an annual salary that is more than the cost of his front door, which he claimed was 30k or something like that. We start walking out the door and he starts rattling off about the crystal stained glass and how it is from the finest Brazilian teak or mahogany or something fancy-then he starts talking about the doorknobs and the fancy state of the art (pre 2008) digital locking mechanism and he continues to follow us out feeling about his fucking door; so finally, I said “yes, you have very nice and very expensive tastes…take your jewelry for example ,in particular his beautiful ankle bracelet-which I found out when we got back to hq, was also for dui. Also, as a bonus, his gf’s Mercedes is still in the roadway partially blocking the road, so I call for a tow truck since she arranged, he’s drinking and also not allowed to drive-I didn’t know that at the time because I didn’t know what the monitor was for. We’re not supposed to drive someone else’s vehicle except in cases of emergency-but I have moved plenty of peoples to help them out so they don’t get towed, but I wasn’t touching these dick’s vehicles. We stuck around while watched as his Mercedes got hooked up and towed away, which really set him off. Fuck him.
My point is this fucking piece of shit prick infherited millions from his parents and he can’t wait to spend it