eating paper

You should try washing the paper down with a tall glass of ink and see if you shit Stepehen King novels.

 

So does that mean that when you take a dump you don't have to whip your ass, the paper does it on the way out.

 

mmmm....

 

Everybody has eaten paper at some point of their lives.
I eat it daily, a health magazine said that you can get a six-pack in one month without exercising by eating paper.

 

They mock you and your haggis.

 

i eat every time im about to get caught cheating on a test

 

Hahahaha! That shit strikes me funny!