Eat some soup or cereal with your left hand

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Its freakin gnarly man

    Whoaaa here comes the airplane
     
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    I'm left handed and had soup last night for dinner so done and done. Was normal tbh
     
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    Try using your feet man it's wild
     
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  5. THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    imagine being left handed all the time 24/7, its a trip
     
  6. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    Wait isnt it drinking soup, u cant eat a liquid
     
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    I'm cross dominant and have been switching up my hand usage for years, phrasing
     
  8. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    What if it has chicken in it
     
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    I eat left handed and drink right handed. Also I have to preplan my sitting arrangements so I don't bump elbows with righties while eating.

    I'll make a party of all lefties be screaming out all right - Naughty by Nature
     
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    I can eat with a spoon, fork, spork, chopsticks, and nunchucks right or left handed
     
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    I'm right handed but I jerk off with my left.
     
  13. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Having that free right hand to browse porn is essential.
     
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    Gotta Yoga both sides equally
     
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    Okay, fake Clippy.
     
  17. Tone C Gold Belt

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    That way it feels like someone else is doing it ?
     
  18. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    It doesn't quite feel like someone else is doing it, but you get a little extra element of randomization. For the full effect, you should sit on your hand and make it numb first.
     
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    You figured that out too, huh ?
     
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