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During the Tai-Volkov fight, DC paused

If he'd said Shavkat our girl Laura would flooded that commentary booth out in a matter of moments.
 
Why? She's by far the best commentator they've had in ages and actually talks about the fights and fighters background and clearly watches tape and does research more then the nepotist. I was skeptical at first too but she's great (unless you like talk about BBQ and shitty podcasting instead of real commentary).

One of the commentators got their job through nepotism? Who's that? I'm drawing a blank, the only person I can think of is Buffer.
 
Why? She's by far the best commentator they've had in ages and actually talks about the fights and fighters background and clearly watches tape and does research more then the nepotist. I was skeptical at first too but she's great (unless you like talk about BBQ and shitty podcasting instead of real commentary).

lol that’s the worst type of commentator

she is trying too hard to be the technical commentator with actual fighters next to her

she needs to go

trying too dam hard
 
Haha, wasn’t talking the big bald beast
you know she’s running through these “contenders”


My guess is all you guys love Laura so much because she isn’t a typical ex fighter, or a stuffy suit guy like Fittz. A little fresh air.

She’s just OK to me

Wait till we get the all female booth of, Laura, Megan and Karyn
They're all way better than Juliana Peña. She did commentary for a smaller organizations's card a few months ago and it was "Tito Ortiz Commentating Affliction" levels of what-the-fooketry.
 
I keep it on mute anyways for like the last year, so why do I even care… lol
It’s been a lot more enjoyable, but I miss some of the funny antics happening live
 
Can you imagine a 6'7" man on top of you?

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James Krause looks funny in that pic.
 
lol that’s the worst type of commentator

she is trying too hard to be the technical commentator with actual fighters next to her

she needs to go

trying too dam hard
You sound like an impossible to please crybaby bitch. However she did, you'd still be on the rag.

Every single thread is filled with "she was too quiet, didn't talk enough," "she wouldn't shut up," "she added nothing," "she was trying too hard add stuff," "everything she added was actually a producer in her ear."

Maybe there's a common denominator here.
 
You sound like an impossible to please crybaby bitch. However she did, you'd still be on the rag.

Every single thread is filled with "she was too quiet, didn't talk enough," "she wouldn't shut up," "she added nothing," "she was trying too hard add stuff," "everything she added was actually a producer in her ear."

Maybe there's a common denominator here.

you are getting emotional about this and are creating imaginary scenarios in your head for whatever reason

we don’t need more technical commentators, we need less

the cast is boring enough without adding more boredom to it
 
Ok from now on we need a separate Octagon with Tai/Volkov fights all through the card so DC can pause indefinitely
 
Why? She's by far the best commentator they've had in ages and actually talks about the fights and fighters background and clearly watches tape and does research more then the nepotist. I was skeptical at first too but she's great (unless you like talk about BBQ and shitty podcasting instead of real commentary).
She’s better than dc and others. But not the best. Anik is way better even if his role as play by play is different
 
Laura only knows about a 5'10 balding, bloatmaxxed tomato-skinned man on top of her.
 
Why? She's by far the best commentator they've had in ages and actually talks about the fights and fighters background and clearly watches tape and does research more then the nepotist. I was skeptical at first too but she's great (unless you like talk about BBQ and shitty podcasting instead of real commentary).
She made mistakes and seemed out of place many times, but for the most part she was good..just nervouce and understandable.
 
It's not DC's fault. Women don't belong in MMA commentating.
 
She made mistakes and seemed out of place many times, but for the most part she was good..just nervouce and understandable.

She might have made mistakes and seemed out of place, but let's be honest here, every UFC color commentator fucks up constantly, and way way worse. We're only noticing some mistakes right now with Sanko because she's a new addition and under the microscope. We sorta gloss over the fuck ups the rest of them make because we're so used to it lol.

I mean not long ago, this all happened on one card with Bisping:

- He was getting Wells and Harrison mixed up for almost 3 whole rounds. Both being black must've confused him lol.

- Then he's trying to say Jacoby isn't ranked yet but his name was literally up on screen with a ranking beside it.

- Then he's interviewing Lopes and said "you've won 20 out of your last 22" when he'd lost 4 times in his last 13 haha.

Bisping and DC are like this all the time haha. If Sanko was fucking up like those two she'd be getting flamed into a new career right now lol.
 
Honestly cringed at this particular fight commentary. They rode Tuivasa's dick so hard, like Volko literally checked all the kicks (besides the hard one in the middle of the round), but they awed like his leg is going to snap in the next second. I bet kyokushin master didn't even feel it.
 
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