Dumbest ufc fighter

The Chosen said:
Diego Sanchez, earlier in his career he had a smarter approach though .
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You mean back when he was warding off evil spirits and fighting vampires?
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Sad Dad said:
I don't actually know the dude so I'm leaving 15 points of room for error lol. Not technically low, just the very bottom end of normal.
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Yeah, I was kinda going for a self-deprecating joke, as in "wait, my IQ is 70 and my parents always told me how smart I was?!..."
 
Jon Jones

Every night I go to sleep here in NZ and thinking I'm gonna wake up to the Ariel Helwani Twitter feed with "Breaking news" Reports are in that Fighter JJ and ufc lhw champion has been arrested for driving drunk on the wrong side of the road with RPG on his back seat, after potential discharging of a propelled granade reported 20 m away from a police presinct"....

Can't make this shit up even if I exaggeratted
 
loisestrad said:
Yeah, I was kinda going for a self-deprecating joke, as in "wait, my IQ is 70 and my parents always told me how smart I was?!..."
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I was like 90% sure that was the case because I've seen your posts around but didn't wanna be presumptuous in case you were feeling bad about your score lol
 
loisestrad said:
Yeah, I was kinda going for a self-deprecating joke, as in "wait, my IQ is 70 and my parents always told me how smart I was?!..."
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here I am talking about low IQs and come out looking like a fucking goof {<jimmies}
 
These are all good suggestions, but let’s be real. The dumbest UFC fighter is that guy who broke Sean OMalley’s foot, then proceeded to take him down so that Sean didn’t have to bother using it anymore
 

lol I always thought luke looked like Cameron with that haircut
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CrimsonFan said:
This thread is in poor taste

Just gonna piss people off.

But I'd say Tito takes the cake. Who marrys a pornstar? Cant turn a hoe into a housewife.
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I don't think he cares (cared, I guess, since they haven't been a couple for over half a decade) if she can make a classic omelet or not.

You have all these sports stars who marry these high-maintenance gold-digger wives, and then bang porn stars, groupies and strippers all the time. One can argue that Tito's approach is less stupid.
 
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Arlo said:
I don't think he was obviously doing that, Hooker says lots of stupid shit all the time..
A fighter claiming a Meme disrespected his family name and that a line had been crossed is ridiculous.
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Yeah it is, which is why it should be obvious that he wasn't being serious and was just using it to hype himself. It's like someone saying they're hungry enough to eat a horse... You can recognize that they're not being serious, or you can say they're a retard and that a human can't eat a whole horse, it should be obvious what's what
 
Covington is top-notch ignorant. Not sure if that's necessarily "dumb." Though I don't think he's particularly intelligent, either.
 
MichaelT said:
Yeah it is, which is why it should be obvious that he wasn't being serious and was just using it to hype himself. It's like someone saying they're hungry enough to eat a horse... You can recognize that they're not being serious, or you can say they're a retard and that a human can't eat a whole horse, it should be obvious what's what
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The man's mouth is open half the time, he's dense as hell.. If he's not saying whats directly in front him or shouting embarrassingly about smashing faces, he's just quoting cliche quotes from Memes, he literally educates himself by reading information from Memes..

I have no reason to believe he wasn't being serious. Claiming you're family name has been disrespected angrily does nothing to sell a fight.. Just exposes you as a caveman.
 
Johnny Hendricks and Ken Shamrock take the GOAT all time stupid cake.

Tito Ortiz and Crybog Justino are right behind them. Justino could've bargained for herself, dropped the weight, smashed a vulnerable Ronda, and reigned until Nunes Two-Belts comes along. Justino also could've worked to market herself much better instead of coming off like a bitter pill every time she talked. Justino actually might be the dumbest ever. Despite being an overrated can crusher, she's still a top talent and could've been in the Conor Money if she would've played her game right. It's her fault she didn't succeed. She had everything it takes.
 
If U mean Dumbest in terms of skills it is Cm Punk without a doubt the guy has no MMA experience at all
 
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