Dumbest thing you ever saw a coworker do at work

[Pierce 34]

I'll start..

I work security part time and one of our guards liked to pick up chicks while he was working security. He would ask girls for their socials and numbers, one shift he was working security at a homeless shelter. Then our management gets a call that he was caught by one of the shelter employees having fun with a homeless drug addict chick. Nasty shit.

He wasn't fired but we banned him from that site.

I got lots more working security... half of the industry is full of wanna be cop idiots who cross the line and do shit that get themselves trouble with the real cops.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I'll start..

I work security part time and one of our guards liked to pick up chicks while he was working security. He would ask girls for their socials and numbers, one shift he was working security at a homeless shelter. Then our management gets a call that he was caught by one of the shelter employees having fun with a homeless drug addict chick. Nasty shit.

He wasn't fired but we banned him from that site.

I got lots more working security... half of the industry is full of wanna be cop idiots who cross the line and do shit that get themselves trouble with the real cops.

One of our senior executive got a hooker in Vegas while at a convention, and paid for her with the corporate card. He then called up one of his direct reports to join him in a devil's threesome, and when that guy refused, he threatened him with rank. Sometimes it pays to be friends with HR so you hear all the shenanigans

 

[whocares]

My coworker got eaten alive like the walking dead by one of our clients because he fucked up the restraint and left his arm right in front of the guys face like a baby back rib

 

[SwaggyT]

Once saw a guy fart loudly in front of a customer and then aggressively deny it. Nobody cared but he acted like the entire room was attacking him. He got fired but it was months later.

 

[Kardashians]

Damn. The homeless shelter must have been both pissed and horrified. I know I would’ve been if I were responsible in that environment. Yeah, they’re all grown adults, but you don’t want employees there taking advantage of somebody who’s likely using.

 

[chardog]

Sherdog mods looking at Sherdog web admins publishing this site

 

[evergreenrider]

Decided to check the tension on a moving belt and turn the tip of his finger into what can best be described as a sharpened pencil

 

[BEATDOWNS]

people being way too high at work.

 

[Osculater]

We had this guy at my previous job who worked for a third-party company that would show up smelling of booze and would flirt with the hobo ladies. The day he got fired he showed up a little to tipsy infront of the boss and the boss kept asking if he was drunk

 

[pugilistico]

Whoever decided to change the forum design

 

[nonoob]

Guess my coworker at Atlanta Sperm Bank was being dumb.


He got fired because our manager caught him in the sample room

Spoiler

drinking on the job.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

One of our senior executive got a hooker in Vegas while at a convention, and paid for her with the corporate card. He then called up one of his direct reports to join him in a devil's threesome, and when that guy refused, he threatened him with rank. Sometimes it pays to be friends with HR so you hear all the shenanigans

Lmaooo Sounds like you work with Vince McMahon

 

[ssBaldy]

One of my former coworkers suggested we should get a hooker and run a train on her in the boss's office

 

[Slobodan]

One of our senior executive got a hooker in Vegas while at a convention, and paid for her with the corporate card. He then called up one of his direct reports to join him in a devil's threesome, and when that guy refused, he threatened him with rank. Sometimes it pays to be friends with HR so you hear all the shenanigans

 

[blackdudebro]

Whoever decided to change the forum design

Damn…

 

[stevenandrew]

I'll start..

I work security part time and one of our guards liked to pick up chicks while he was working security. He would ask girls for their socials and numbers, one shift he was working security at a homeless shelter. Then our management gets a call that he was caught by one of the shelter employees having fun with a homeless drug addict chick. Nasty shit.

He wasn't fired but we banned him from that site.

I got lots more working security... half of the industry is full of wanna be cop idiots who cross the line and do shit that get themselves trouble with the real cops. ppf car wrap

Sounds typical of the industry—some people take things too far or misuse their position. Definitely would be interesting to hear more of your stories!

 

[Cole train]

One of our senior executive got a hooker in Vegas while at a convention, and paid for her with the corporate card. He then called up one of his direct reports to join him in a devil's threesome, and when that guy refused, he threatened him with rank. Sometimes it pays to be friends with HR so you hear all the shenanigans

Stupid...

Or awesome?

 

[khukurikoo]

Didn't get to see this one, but heard about it. Worked with a guy who was apparently a part-time pimp. He brought a whore friend / employee of his to night shift and was telling everyone he had a girl in the car who would do whatever, just throw him $40. That was our top hourly rate too, so no idea why he did it. Apparently girl was in his backseat naked with nothing but a sheet covering her. Word was a few guys went out to get a look at her, but I guess she was exactly what you think a $40 whore would look like. He got fired by the end of the week. Of all the nights I had to call out.

 

[khukurikoo]

Another one. Worked retail forever ago at a drug store. There were known shoplifters who would wipe out the medicine aisles in a duffle bag. I didn't care. $5/hr wasn't enough for me to fight crime. Worked with this manlet who was a self-proclaimed 3rd degree black belt in some McDojo shit and would never shut up about it. Known shoplifter comes in, call the manager, he said he's calling the cops. Manlet says he was gonna block the door because "he's not getting away this time." Dude stood by the door and screamed to the shoplifter to stop and surrender lol. Shoplifter hits a full sprint for the door and trucks the manlet like something you would see in an NFL films all time highlight reel.

 

[TheTickG]

I'll start..

I work security part time and one of our guards liked to pick up chicks while he was working security. He would ask girls for their socials and numbers, one shift he was working security at a homeless shelter. Then our management gets a call that he was caught by one of the shelter employees having fun with a homeless drug addict chick. Nasty shit.

He wasn't fired but we banned him from that site.

I got lots more working security... half of the industry is full of wanna be cop idiots who cross the line and do shit that get themselves trouble with the real cops.

Repeatedly heat their fish lunch in the microwave. Fireable offense in most states.

Another guy accidentally shit across the whole bathroom, went home, and told no one. Also, a fireable offense.

I didn't see either happen, but both stories were shared with me quickly after.