Dumbest or most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

[Slobodan]

Something that still makes you cringe to this day when thinking about it, share your stories.

I'll update the OP when I decide on my dumbest moment.

 

[Primitivo]

Every sherdoggers' moms.

 

[esalmighty]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/embarrassing-admissions.3200895/#post-114658663

 

[Primitivo]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/embarrassing-admissions.3200895/#post-114658663

Spoiler

Went to the Honda dealership to have repairs done. Pulled right up near the door and went inside. The lady at the counter told me to pull around against the wall.

Went right back out to my car, and got ready to drive up...then I noticed the music was different, the inside was different...and that I didn't know the startled people in the back seat.

I just went, 'I love this song' got immediately out and went back to my car, which was parked right next to theirs.

 

[esalmighty]

Spoiler

That is pretty accurate.

 

[HwoarangStyle]

when I was 5 I got my head stuck in a garbage can. the firestation was called and everything. mass people around. they did cheer though when I got out lol but a lot of people were laughing. i think that was the day my parents gave up on me

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Senior year in high school. I'm leaving the gym. Two little wannabe gangsters are standing by the door. As I walk past them I mimic the way they were walking and talking.... I get outside and it's raining.... so I start to jog to my car, but the blacktop is slick.... my front foot slips out underneath me and I fall flat on my back, right infront of these kids I was just making fun of.
I'm staring up at the sky, flat on my back in this parking lot thinking "you fucking idiot".... as these kids are laughing their asses off at me.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

When I was 21 I paid a hooker to get drunk with me while I wore an adult diaper. I pissed the diaper and asked her to change me. Mid diaper change she gave me a handy.

 

[Slobodan]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/embarrassing-admissions.3200895/#post-114658663

Damn I completely missed that thread lol

 

[Primitivo]

When I was 21 I paid a hooker to get drunk with me while I wore an adult diaper. I pissed the diaper and asked her to change me. Mid diaper change she gave me a handy.

That story doesn't conform to any of the requested qualifiers asked in this thread.

 

[ironwolf]

Got arrested for stealing hood ornaments off Mercedes and jags....when I was like 13.

I saw it on a rap video and wanted to impress these older dudes that talked about doing that stuff.

Brb...I'm from an upper middle class white family with Phd parents.

After the cops finished with me and basically dos nothing encause I was a minor, my dad made me go back to every single house (I think there was like 4), knock on the door, tell them it was me and offer to work off the damage until they were satisfied.

The worst part is that they were all old people and none of them wanted any revenge on me which made me feel even worse.

It was fucking stupid.

 

[Slobodan]

when I was 5 I got my head stuck in a garbage can. the firestation was called and everything. mass people around. they did cheer though when I got out lol but a lot of people were laughing. i think that was the day my parents gave up on me

Lost

But that reminds me of when I was 5 and I got this bead stuck up my nose, I managed to get it out somehow. So what do I do? I put it up my nose again and this time I knew I was in trouble, I lived in a small town and the local doctor didn't have the tool to pull the bead out so I had to the city hospital so they can take it out. Damn that was fucking stupid lol.

 

[Ignicious]

Bet 25 bucks on Toney beating Randy Couture

 

[Primitivo]

When I was 17 I woke up on a sunday morning and realized my staple gun had been used and left without the safety on by the side of my bedroom's door, still half asleep I picked it up and went to put on the safety and since you had to shoot to put it on, lo and behold that nasty son of a bitch of a stapler shoots the fucking thing which bounces at the door frame and staples my right testicle to the boxer briefs I was wearing.

While the pain wasn't as bad, the horror of the act had me in shock; saying the words "I stapled my right testicle" in an emergency room raises eyebrows, since they all think you were actively trying to staple your nuts with a regular stapler.

Fun sunday.

 

[ironwolf]

Bet 25 bucks on Toney beating Randy Couture

You win /thread lol. Srs hahaha!!!

 

[VroomyJeeps]

when I first started working for a hospital awhile back I was called to go to the morgue with one of the staff members, since I had the key to the door.

So I'm looking around trying to find this guy when the elevator door opens up and a staff member comes out with an old guy on a gurney. This guys hands were stuck up in this weird position and I just figured he was the dead guy.

I look at the staff member and say "Hey, Oh is that the guy?". Hes like " what?". Then I realized it was just some old guy and he was still alive. So I'm like "oops, never mind", and quickly walked away.

not my most embarrassing moment but one that comes to mind

 

[MarloStanfield]

so many, they usually involve alcohol and me hitting on a family member

 

[Slobodan]

Bet 25 bucks on Toney beating Randy Couture

Hahaha god damn

 

[MarloStanfield]

When I was 21 I paid a hooker to get drunk with me while I wore an adult diaper. I pissed the diaper and asked her to change me. Mid diaper change she gave me a handy.

hoes literally have no shame when money is involved

 

[Slobodan]

When I was 21 I paid a hooker to get drunk with me while I wore an adult diaper. I pissed the diaper and asked her to change me. Mid diaper change she gave me a handy.

Haha wow